♡ - @WOLFPUPY TWEETS AS STARTER PROMPTS .
“ i haven’t thought about it . i only think about interesting things and interesting things are mostly about me . ”
“ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing . ”
“ i’m well aware that i’ve accidentally set myself on fire and it’s none of your business . i don’t need your pity water either . let me burn in peace ”
“ i was put on this earth to do one thing … luckily , i forgot what it was , so now i just do whatever i want . ”
“ i continue to be alive just to spite the people who hate me . ah , i’m so glad to be alive , sure would hate to be my enemy right now ”
“ tired of people always telling me to go to the hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood , it’s my severe head injury not yours so stay out of it ”
“ what have ‘ we ’ learned ? don’t drag me into this , i’m not here to learn . ”
“ i guess we all learned a valuable lesson , except for me , i wasn’t paying attention and was asleep for most of the time ”
“ bought a bubblegum scented sword so the last thing my enemies realise is how cute and fun i am . ”
“ ‘ i’d have to be a fool not to ? ’ being a fool and not doing things are my top two activities . ”
“ no , i won’t do what i’m told . that’d involve listening to what people tell me ”
“ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead . ”
“ only the good die young ? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ”
“ until i can have a bow in my hair that can be turned into a mini crossbow , no one gets to be happy . ”
“ in a way , aren’t we all responsible for my actions ? ”
“ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street —— i looked both handsome and radiant . too bad i still got hit by that car ”
“ you know the old saying . boys will be trash ”
“ everyone who died on my quest to get really good hair and fashion deserved it and i don’t care ”
“ wish people would shut up about the dimensional rip in the sky with demons pouring out of it and start talking about my cute outfit again ”
