Male forced nudity

"Oh, officer, the cap as well? I need to be completely naked for the search?"

"Sorry to ask this, officers, but how much longer will you be searching my flat? Do I really have to remain naked while you do that?"

"So this is where me and the other guys who are having their compulsory work medicals tomorrow are staying overnight? The others have asked me to ask one obvious question. Oh, no clothes until the medical is finished"

"Sorry I didn't realise I'd wandered into a restricted area. When do I get my clothes back?"

"Officers, when I booked to stay at this hotel, I didn't know the owners were involved in anything dodgy. I do find it funny that the last item of clothing you need me to remove is my cap"

"If you let me know what you're looking for, officers, I can help you. I'll get dressed and, oh, I am required to remain naked while you're here?"

"They haven't told us what sort of leakage there was or how dangerous it could be. All us guys' clothes are off being washed somewhere. And it looks like it's my turn now to get hosed and scrubbed down"

"I know you're just doing your job, officers, but it might help if you told me what you were looking for rather than making me remove all my clothes and stand here until you're finished"

"So that tube has just emerged from your milking machine....."

"Sorry, officer, this isn't a comfortable position. When can I stand up?"

"So I just stand over there facing that machine and they'll adjust the height of the examining panel. Once it's at the right height I just place my penis and testicles on it and the examination begins."

"So you're starting with that machine? When I got the letter from the Army telling me I was one of the civilians chosen at random for a mandatory medical, the details we a bit vague"

"So you were sent to the wrong house, officers. All that time wasted doing a search. Now can I have my clothes back?"

"Oh, OK officer, you need me to remove my cap as well?"

"To be honest, we didn't expect men of our age to get the letters from the Army. We both had to take a day off work for this. So, where do we go for our medicals?"

"Well, doc, at least you've given me my sneakers back for the treadmill test"