The Tumblr sexyman contest is coming up (June 1st!) and I was the rallying behind Percy being submitted so I feel it is only right that I champion why I think people should vote for him (this WILL have spoilers for both the Vox Machina show and campaign 1)
#1: He's so traumatized. His entire family was murdered and he was tortured for a while by a woman who had a psychosexual relationship with him afterwards (I love you Dr. Anna Ripley)
#2: He was so angry about his family being murdered (above) that he accidentally made a deal with a demon for revenge!!
#3: He's honestly really pathetic in the show, especially after season one. He blushes when faced with Naked Woman™ (his future wife)
He also looks like this in episode 12 of season 3
#4: His wife owns a bear and that is very cool
#5: He's very autistic-coded and relatable (to me) He's very smart and uses that to his advantage while also being a fucking idiot sometimes
This is his glove that shoots lightning called Diplomacy. (Fun fact: this glove is because he shot himself in the hand to escape his demon!) He names his weapons stupid things. His other weapon names are Bad News (a sniper rifle), Retort (a pistol), and Animus (a pepperbox)
#6: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
#7: He looks hot I swear. Ignore the triangle hair they massacred my boy in the show here's his first official art from the campaign
#8: He's a hot old man in campaign 3!
He has a cane (we love a disabled king... lord... Lord of Whitestone) that has spikes and a gun built into it. Because he's crazy
In conclusion, I believe he fits the criteria for Tumblr sexyman. He's a little unhinged, pathetic, and bisexual. Please vote for him. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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