O-kayy, so I'm setting things up. Hello. This is going to be my "blog". I'm Robert Robertson III and I'm 26 years old, working as a dispatcher at SDN. Before you say my name is ridiculous, I am well aware. Well. How should we get this started...
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Β« A Robert Robertson dispatch rp.blog Β»
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This Robert Robertson is:
- using Tumblr from his dumb old computer. (That has a noisy ahh clicker clacker keyboard)
-a loving father of one dog named Beef
- just a chill "socially awkward" guy who does his best to help. He's (like) a therapist, a consultant, and a major in computer science. (Author tho knows nothing about CS, best I can mention are keyboard shortcutsπ).
-Neutral, is he straight? queer? is he the embodiment of situationship?β he's nice to everyone. "I don't belong to anyone but everybody knows my name" Type shi. Demi romantic/demisexual Robert lets go? ( Author likes/is in favor of slow burn, surprise me )
-like in Canon, Robert is soft towards waterboy. That said, may have a slight bias towards watermech but that can vary, as said, surprise me. But if you happen to look for specifically that, shoot an ask. (author said "fine, I'll do it myself")
-Knows some gen-z slang/memes (ofc he does/ij), uses shortcuts or numbers in texts like today β 2day
-Needs coffee, maybe some alcohol.
-Refuses to wear glasses
-has a stiff back and sometimes naps during break time (author may or may not be projecting)
-Tolerating
-can talk about the mod (wall break??)
*I honestly have other special headcanons but you have to find out through asks*
Current tags:
#robert robertson strikes again β if Robert interacts with a blog outside of his
I'll add more if I get creative
About the Mod:
It's time to have some fun time. I'm gonna make this blog more lenient and casual, ask anything. This was impulsive. Mod is 19 ENFJ, interact pls!!!! I'm begging!!!!
to note: don't flirt with mod. Robert's the freaky guy, not me
check out: @waterboysdn if you wanna interact with waterboy, rules there are almost the same here, but I'm gonna be more tolerant (of chaos) on this one for some entertainment βοΈ
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I got the internship because I wanted it. I like my job.(Except for when I have to mess with my adopted father's corpse in an animatronic suit. That's not fun...)
I got the internship because I wanted it. I like my job.(Except for when I have to mess with my adopted father's corpse in an animatronic suit. That's not fun...)
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// I LOVE how Robert Robertson III reads books so that he could act to the best to his ability about leading a team. he loves his team sm, and doesn't want to mess his job up. He's taking it very seriously. Even if it means adjusting (learning something new) and suffering for it. (eyebags, and no bed, just a chair. I hope someone donated him a bed or he finally gets enough money to buy one.)
his minimalist ahh must be stopped. /lh
like flambae said (and what his z-team peers say in their mind) his apartment just looks sad.
Wait wait wait. The thought that Robert, who goes out of his way to not buy anything not related to the mech (ie. bed, furniture, food, etc), buys leadership books is actually so sweet π₯²
// his minimalist ahh is KILLING me. But yes, he's very thoughtful, and locks in when he needs to. Like damn, mechaman really is his duty, no matter what anyone says (mechaman being hated, or an underrated hero in his world)
// I LOVE how Robert Robertson III reads books so that he could act to the best to his ability about leading a team. he loves his team sm, and doesn't want to mess his job up. He's taking it very seriously. Even if it means adjusting (learning something new) and suffering for it. (eyebags, and no bed, just a chair. I hope someone donated him a bed or he finally gets enough money to buy one.) (+Tbh, he also has to suffer tough love from the team.)
his minimalist ahh must be stopped. /lh
like flambae said (and what his z-team peers say in their mind) his apartment just looks sad.