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taps mic

Is this thing still on? Are people still out there? Well, time to find out.

Seasoned rper trying to get back into tumblr rp despite certain…update situations.

Mun is 25+, has fifteen+ years of rp experience.

[text] hey, can you check if i left the stove on?

[text] seriously?! you used up all the hot water again.

[text] dinner tonight? my treat.

[text] when i said i needed pussy that wasn’t an invitation for you to get me a cat.

[text] i can’t hang out tonight. i’m too busy crying over fictional characters.

[text] well, mark me down as scared and horny.

[text] why does netflix have to be such a judgmental bitch?

[text] i’m going to need you to call me in ten minutes with a fake emergency.

[text] this is by far the worst idea you’ve ever had.

[text] new phone who dis?

[text] i put you down as my emergency contact.

[text] sometimes you just gotta ask yourself ‘is this what captain america would do?’

[text] i miss you.

[text] you okay?

[text] rise and shine, motherfucker.

[text] why did you send me gps coordinates to death valley?

[text] quick question: why are you so cute?

[text] pls help….what dress should i wear?

[text] you are gonna be the death of me one day.

[text] who gave you the right to be so fuckin’ cute?

[text] i just tagged you in like twelve hundred memes. you’re welcome.

[text] did you just rick roll me?

[text] honey, where’s my super suit?

[text] i’m your husband/wife! i’m the greatest good you’ll ever get!

[text] i just made this awkward, didn’t i?

listen up, let me tell you a story.

you know our names and our fame and our faces — know all about the glories and the disgraces.

history’s about to get overthrown.

all you ever hear and read about is my ex and the way it ended.

i’m a paragon of royalty.

if you try to dump me, you won’t try that again.

yeah, i’m that sexy.

why did i lose my head?

i’m not what i seem. or am i?

i bet you wanna know how i got this far.

in all the time i’ve been by your side i’ve never lost control.

no matter what i heard i didn’t say a word.

i put up with your shit like every single day.

daughters are so easy to forget.

must think that i’m naïve.

please, tell me what you think i’ve done wrong.

you’ve got nothing to say, i’m not going away.

he wanted me, obviously.

uh oh, here we go.

like, what was i meant to do?

sorry, not sorry ‘bout what i said. i’m just trying to have some fun.

don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t lose your head.

i didn’t really mean it, but rumors spiral.

everybody chill, it’s totes god’s will.

now he’s going round like ‘off with her head’!

you’ve got a good heart but i know it changes.

i took your hand and promised i’d withstand any blaze you blew my way.

you can tear me down — you can try, but i’m unbreakable.

when i say you’re the only one i’ve ever loved i mean those words truthfully.

ignore the fear and you’ll be fine.

sitting here all alone, on a throne, in a palace that i happen to own.

too bad i don’t agree.

you can’t stop me ‘cause i’m the queen of the castle.

i think we can all agree i’m the ten amongst these threes.

ever since i was a child i’d make the boys go wild.

tell me what you need, what you want.

i feel the chemistry — like i get you and you get me.

i think this guy is different.

all you wanna do, baby, is touch me, love me, can’t get enough.

you see, i’m all you need.

i’m sure this time is different.

yeah, that didn’t work out, so i decided to have a break from boys.

this is the place for me. i’m finally where i’m meant to be.

there’s nothing more to it. he just cares so much, he’s devoted.

why did i think he’d be different? it’s never ever different.

you know i love you, in every single way.

it’s true i’ll never be over you, ‘cause i’ve built a future in my mind with you.

i must say to you: i don’t need your love.

ha, darling, get a clue.

so this is goodbye. all my love.

that’s not my story. there’s so much more.

without him i disappear.

he got down on one knee, but i said ‘no way’!

we’re one of a kind. no category.

who needs him? i can give it a try.

too many years lost in history.