Would you rather piss and shit or pee and poop?
Excellent question, mootie. Let me be very philosophical about this.
If I had to choose the first option, I would without censorship piss myself in my bathroom and let all my smelly shit out at the same time, causing maybe a new biohazard, and if very unlucky (more probably), I would cause a strong radiation that could be comparable to the Chernobyl disaster.
If I had to choose the second option, I would WITH censorship piss myself and let all my stinky poop out while in the bathroom and perhaps not cause any radioactive disaster with it, even if I very much want to because I feel really nostalgic about Chernobyl (I wasn't even born yet), but that's how larping works in today's poser world.
Coming to my final conclusion, as very much so everyone would want less disaster from my hazardous residue coming out, I'm not feeling generous today because my favorite pirate site got shut down, so everyone has to face the consequences of it. I'm choosing, and without a doubt, piss and shit so my piss becomes orange like juice and my shit radioactive to make all the scientists again work on a new vaccine for an upcoming virus that will come after I leave the bathroom.
Thank you for asking such an amazing question, and thank you for taking your time to read my discourse like Dr Easterman about this topic.
