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(Especially Gemini and Sag placements because they square Pisces....) OMG CARDINAL PLACEMENTS ARE NOT SAFE WITH ARIES SATURN.

Asteroid Candy (3015): associated with sweetness, charm, and indulgence. Where it is in your chart shows how, where, and through what themes you experience sweetness, pleasure, temptation, and indulgence. It’s also what others may find “irresistable” or treat-like about you.

Candy through the Houses:

Candy in 1st house: the sweetness is immediately visible to others, especially if conjunct the ascendant. You have a pleasant and inviting presence which can make strangers open up to you easily, smile at you, or feel a subtle sense of attraction or comfort. There can be something soft, sensual, or “treat-like” in the way you move, dress, or carry yourself. Even when you’re serious, others may perceive you as gentle or appealing. This can lead to being desired, admired, or even underestimated, because the sweetness comes through first.

Candy in 2nd house: People are drawn to your taste, talents, or the way you handle money and resources. People admire your material choices or sense of comfort– gourmet cooking, fashion sense, or financial savviness can feel like a treat to them. You may naturally reach for good food, comforting textures, beautiful objects, or small luxuries when you need reassurance or stability. At times, pleasure becomes a substitute for security.

Candy in 3rd house: People find your conversation stimulating or comforting. You have a knack for making others feel understood or entertained. Your jokes, storytelling, or playful banter can like candy to the ears. Your voice may sound soothing, playful, or flirtatious without effort. People enjoy talking to you because conversations feel light, engaging, or emotionally satisfying. You may instinctively soften situations with humor, compliments, or gentle phrasing. Texting, messaging, or casual exchanges can become little dopamine hits, and you may crave mental stimulation that feels pleasant rather than heavy.

Candy in 4th house: Guests love visiting your space; you make people feel “at home.” Your emotional warmth is literally sweet and comforting. Home may be filled with cozy rituals, favorite foods, familiar smells, or emotionally charged objects. You might retreat inward when overwhelmed, seeking sweetness through rest, caretaking, or nostalgia. There’s often a strong pull toward emotional indulgence — being held, being understood, or recreating the feeling of being nurtured. This can make it hard to leave comfort zones even when growth is needed.

Candy in 5th house: People are attracted to your joy and spontaneity. You have flirtatious energy, artistic talents, or playful antics which draw admiration. You are fun and addictive. Pleasure wants to be expressed and shared. You may feel most alive when flirting, creating, performing, or playing. Creativity isn’t just productive, it’s indulgent — something you do because it feels delicious. There’s often a childlike enjoyment of fun, beauty, and attention. At times, the pull toward pleasure can override patience or restraint, especially in love.

Candy in 6th house: People appreciate your reliability and the little things you do. Your small acts of care, work ethic, or skill in serving others feel indulgent or comforting, like a sweet treat in the daily grind.. You may need little treats woven into your day: a pleasant routine, a favorite drink, a comfortable workspace in order to function well. Work feels better when it’s emotionally or sensorially satisfying. You might express sweetness through helping, nurturing, or making others’ lives easier. When stressed, you may soothe yourself through routine pleasures, which can quietly become habits your body depends on.

Candy in 7th house: Your relational charm, diplomacy, and ability to make others feel special are irresistible. You know how to “sweeten” relationships, whether romantic, platonic, or business. You may attract partners who are charming, affectionate, or pleasurable to be around, or who treat you like something to be enjoyed. Being desired, chosen, or doted on can feel regulating. There’s often a pull toward partnerships that feel good immediately, sometimes before considering long-term compatibility. You may soften yourself to maintain harmony, offering sweetness in exchange for connection, which can blur boundaries if you’re not careful.

Candy in 8th house: You have mysterious allure and people are attracted to your transformative, almost addictive energy. You have emotional or erotic magnetism. Your presence can feel deeply captivating or irresistible at a psychological level. Pleasure becomes intense, private, and consuming. Sweetness here isn’t light— it’s addictive, magnetic, and emotionally charged. You may experience deep cravings for intimacy, emotional merging, or taboo experiences that feel forbidden yet irresistible. Pleasure often comes through vulnerability, sex, shared resources, or emotional exposure. There can be a pattern of using intensity to self-soothe, or of bonding through indulgence and secrets. Candy here feels less like a treat and more like a fixation.

Candy in 9th house: Your stories, travels, or knowledge feel like a treat; you inspire others to see life more joyfully or expansively. You may chase sweetness through adventure, foreign cultures, spiritual practices, or ideas that feel inspiring and uplifting. There’s often a desire to escape the mundane in favor of what feels expansive and exciting. Teaching, preaching, or sharing your worldview can feel pleasurable in itself, especially when others respond enthusiastically.

Candy in 10th house: You attract admiration or opportunities. Your success or public personal feels like something desirable or aspirational to others. Sweetness is visible and public. Being liked, admired, or appreciated in your career or social role feels deeply rewarding. You may cultivate a pleasant, charming public image or be known for being approachable and appealing. Recognition can feel indulgent, almost necessary, and success is often tied to how enjoyable others find your presence. At times, there can be pressure to maintain sweetness or likability in order to stay valued.

Candy in 11th house: You naturally attract a “fan club” or people who enjoy being in your orbit. Your social energy is like candy to groups. Friendships, group dynamics, and shared ideals feel rewarding and emotionally satisfying. You may gravitate toward communities that feel fun, affirming, or indulgent, and being included can feel like a treat. There’s often joy in shared experiences, collective creativity, or social affirmation. In some cases, approval from peers becomes a source of emotional nourishment.

Candy in 12th house: Others may feel a soft pull toward you, often sensing your emotional or spiritual “sweetness.” You can influence subtly, like an unspoken charm. Sweetness is hidden, unconscious, or private. Pleasure may be experienced in solitude, fantasy, dreams, or secret habits. You may indulge as a way to escape, self-soothe, or dissolve stress without others knowing. There’s often a soft, compassionate quality here, with pleasure tied to rest, spirituality, or quiet retreat. At its shadow, indulgence can become avoidance or unconscious coping, especially when emotions feel overwhelming.

Candy through the Signs:

Candy in Aries: People can’t resist your spark and energy. Pleasure comes through immediacy and impulse. Sweetness is experienced as excitement, conquest, or the thrill of starting something new. You may crave the rush of desire itself more than sustained enjoyment, and indulgence often happens in bursts: acting first, savoring later. There’s a tendency to want what you want now, and pleasure feels strongest when it’s self-directed and energizing.

Candy in Taurus: People are drawn to your tactile pleasures: good food, hugs, luxury, and stability feel like a treat with you. Indulgence is slow, sensual, and deeply embodied. Pleasure is something to be lingered in; tasted, touched, and fully absorbed. You may have a strong attachment to comfort, beauty, and physical satisfaction, and sweetness often shows up through food, touch, music, or familiar routines. Letting go of pleasure can feel genuinely difficult because it provides grounding and emotional regulation.

Candy in Gemini: You’re like a sweet mental candy people can’t get enough of. Sweetness lives in curiosity and exchange. You may crave the dopamine of words: messages, jokes, shared thoughts and feel indulged when your mind is engaged. Enjoyment can be light, playful, and scattered, with a tendency to sample rather than settle.

Candy in Cancer: You make people feel “at home” in your presence. Sweetness feels like being cared for, remembered, or held in someone’s emotional world. You may indulge through nurturing others or recreating feelings of safety and belonging. Food, memory, and emotional familiarity often play a strong role. When stressed, you may seek sweetness as comfort rather than excitement.

Candy in Leo: People can’t resist your glow or playful romance. Indulgence shows up through attention, admiration, romance, and creative self-expression. You may feel sweetest when you’re appreciated, desired, or celebrated, and pleasure often increases when it’s shared or mirrored back to you. There can be a dramatic or theatrical quality to enjoyment and it’s meant to be savored openly.

Candy in Virgo: Your little acts of service or clever solutions feel sweet. You’re like a treat that improves life, quietly but powerfully. Sweetness is subtle and functional. Pleasure often comes from usefulness, order, or quiet improvement rather than obvious indulgence. You may enjoy routines, rituals, or small comforts that help you feel competent and grounded. There can be a tendency to justify pleasure by making it productive, or to find sweetness in being needed.

Candy in Libra: You make relationships feel pleasant and easy. Pleasure flows through harmony, beauty, and mutual enjoyment. You may feel sweetest when experiences are shared, balanced, and visually or emotionally pleasing. There’s often a desire to avoid harshness in favor of softness, romance, or grace, and pleasure can become entwined with keeping things pleasant.

Candy in Scorpio: Emotional or sensual connection with you is intoxicating. Pleasure flows through harmony, beauty, and mutual enjoyment. You may feel sweetest when experiences are shared, balanced, and visually or emotionally pleasing. There’s often a desire to avoid harshness in favor of softness, romance, or grace, and pleasure can become entwined with keeping things pleasant.

Candy in Sagittarius: Your curiosity and open-mindedness feel like a delightful, uplifting treat. Pleasure is found in freedom, adventure, humor, and belief. You may indulge by escaping routines, chasing inspiration, or seeking experiences that make life feel meaningful and exciting. Enjoyment grows when there’s room to move, explore, and grow.

Candy in Capricorn: Your grounded, goal-oriented energy feels like a treat. Indulgence is controlled and earned. Pleasure often feels most satisfying after effort or achievement, and sweetness may be delayed rather than immediate. You may indulge through status, accomplishment, or long-term rewards. There can be guilt around pleasure unless it feels justified, which makes indulgence feel both precious and restrained.

Candy in Aquarius: Your quirky or progressive perspective feels refreshing and addictive. You’re like a candy that’s unexpectedly delightful. Sweetness is unconventional and detached. Pleasure comes through uniqueness, novelty, and shared ideals rather than emotional closeness. You may indulge through ideas, communities, or experiences that feel different or progressive. Enjoyment often spikes when you feel free from expectations or norms.

Candy in Pisces: Your kindness, creativity, or spiritual presence feels like a sweet escape. Pleasure is dissolving and escapist. Sweetness shows up through fantasy, imagination, spirituality, or emotional merging. You may indulge through music, art, dreams, or altered states, seeking relief from harsh reality. Pleasure here can feel healing and transcendent, but also slippery if used to avoid grounding.

Candy Aspects:

Conjunctions: pleasure is very visible and central.

Trines/sextiles: ease with enjoyment.

Squares/oppositions: tension around indulgence, guilt, or excess

Candy aspected to the Planets (if I mention a pro, it’s having to do with a trine/sextile. If I mention a challenge, it’s having to do with a square/opposition):

To the Sun: your sweetness exudes through your personality and confidence. A positive aspect makes the energy approachable and enjoyable whereas a challenging aspect may sometimes clash with others. This tension, however, can make your personality intriguing or magnetic.

To the Moon: a comforting emotional presence. Your sensitivity and emotional intuition feels effortless. On the other hand, emotional or vulnerability draws others in; your sweet feelings are captivating.

To Mercury: manifests through cleverness, wit, and ideas. Communication is engaging and appealing. However, sweetness can be provocatively communicated.

To Venus: your charm and sweetness can be extremely attractive. Can feel easy and natural, or challenges in love or aesthetics make your charm complex and intriguing which people find it addictive.

To Mars: there’s an assertive edge to your sweetness which people can find sexy and people are drawn to this courage. Intense or unpredictable energy can be irresistible in a “dangerous candy” way.

To Jupiter: takes on an optimistic and generous form. Can uplift others. However, it can be prone to overindulgence or can manifest as over-the-top sweetness.

To Saturn: Your sweetness is responsibility itself. Your self-control feels elegant. Your discipline, on the other hand, may feel challenging, yet it intrigues and attracts.

To Uranus: your sweetness can be unpredictable, original, and unique. However, it can feel exciting and playful. People are drawn to the unexpected treat.

To Neptune: this energy is dreamy and captivating. May manifest through art. Can be subtle/elusive, but this can be addicting.

Your Atmakaraka (AK) planet is the planet with the highest degree in your Vedic birth chart. It describes your soul’s purpose, your major life lessons, and who you are at your core. Read more about your AK planet here.

⭑ In general I’ve noticed people physically resemble their Atmakaraka planet a lot. They also embody the physical attributes of whatever Nakshatra they have as their AK.

⏾ Moon AK people are very beautiful. They tend to be praised for their beauty by other people. They arouse a lot of desire out of others.

⏾ Moon AK also makes women very feminine looking: curvy figure, full lips, shiny hair etc. their skin tends to be pale in contrast to their ethnic background also.

♂️Mars AK people tend to achieve a lot of their goals, they’re great at manifesting. They are people who tend to always get things to work in their favor somehow.

♂️Mars AK are naturally competitive and have to fight many “battles” in their life for one reason or another. They are resilient and usually defeat their enemies. Whenever I think of Mars AK people I think of them as people you don’t want to mess with.

☿ Mercury AK people have a very changeable appearance. They have so many different aesthetics they pull from. They are the kind of people to look like a different person every time you see them.

☿ Mercury AK people are almost always somehow connected to the media industry. Either they work in media or have a hobby involving media projects. I’ve seen them to be popular on social media too.

☿ Mercury AK are also good at deception, trickery, and manipulation. I’ve also seen them to be well connected socially.

♀️Venus AK people usually prioritize their creative projects, pleasures and experiences. They are concerned with their loved one’s pleasures too. They are not really obsessed with hustle culture, they really care about their quality of life more, and creating beautiful experiences for themselves and those around them.

♀️Venus AK people tend to be hairy. Tbh I’ve mostly met Venus AK men more than women , so if a man has this they are hairy individuals. Venus AK women have thick hair in general.

♃ Jupiter AK people are gracious, generous and accommodating. They can get taken advantage of due to their generous nature. They make really great friends. They tend to be well connected socially.

♃ Jupiter AK are also blessed with travel. They get opportunities to travel, or feel passionate about doing it.

♃ Jupiter AK people I’ve noticed almost always have a warm/ orange undertone in their skin or hair color. They blush easily/ have rosy cheeks.

☀︎ Sun AK people are just naturally popular. They could just exist and somehow a fanbase develops around them. They are naturally magnetic.

☀︎ Sun AK also age really well, they tend to be energetic and spirited, people perceive them as younger than they are.

☀︎ I’ve seen Sun AK people also be naturally rebellious. They want to do things their way, they will not conform, they don’t submit to authority easily, they aren’t really scared of consequences.

♄ Saturn AK people tend to look very Saturnian imo. Tall, wiry limbs, facial symmetry, gaunt cheeks, slender features, long neck etc. Even if none of their primary placements are connected to Saturn, they still look Saturnian.

♄ Saturn AK can seem stoic or emotionless to others. They’re good at cutting through nonsense and being reasonable about things. Even from a young age they’re like this. They can experience being under appreciated or unrecognized at some point in life.

♄ I’ve seen Saturn AK to be good entrepreneurs and business people. Usually as they mature they are good at running their own business.

The tower that man nutted thinking about you so hard his head is going to explode

Ace of wands he wants to penetrate you

The devil they want to fuck you so bad it is making them go crazy and obsessive. Hate sex too

Empress he wants to nut in you so many times that it’s dripping down your legs. Use protection**

Emperor they want you to dominate them completely.

Three of cups they want a threesome

Rx three of cups they absolutely do not want to share you

King of Pentacles he wants to be your sugar daddy

Knight of Wands they don’t want commitment they just want to be fwbs

The hermit you pissed them off so bad they don’t even want to have sex

Queen of Wands they think you’re a baddie and they want you to fuck their face

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Aries

You are the demon. Aries in the 12th house reminds me of a warrior under a spell, fighting against his own self-interest. You make up your mind and your beliefs so quickly. You act and react boldly. People don't see you coming—and, not going to lie, you didn't see yourself coming either! This is you doing things without thinking. You get frustrated and act on it; even if not outwardly, you do it in other ways. Self-harm could be one. You have to come to peace with your anger, first because it holds so much power, but also because if you don’t, you will use it to self-destruct in intricate ways, causing havoc around you. Aries rules the head, face, teeth, tongue, hair, arteries, and blood. So this could manifest as sickness, hair thinning, toothache, migraines, blood-related illness. Obviously, I’m not trying to scare anyone, but more importantly to make you understand that emotions are powerful. If you do not let them express themselves in a healthy way, you will poison your own cup unknowingly.

Taurus

You find yourself battling with the demon of greed and the angel of humility. You want so much, but somehow it feels shallow—like it shouldn’t matter. If you were raised in a lower-income class, this could have really affected your confidence, the way you perceive yourself and your value. Internalized shame based on feeling guilty for wanting more, because “enough should be plenty.” It is important for you to accept your desire for material things. If you find yourself guiltily pleasured by buying, owning, beautiful things and experiences, and the feeling of shame becomes associated with it, and time allows it to become a shadow, then this is where things can really take a dark turn—this is giving me billionaire vibes. And we all know that shouldn’t exist, you get what I mean? Going so far as taking from the people and finding twisted ways of justifying it.

Gemini

A trickster god in its glory. Gemini in the 12th can make you one of the best charlatans and manipulators the world has ever seen. I know a part of you is secretly smiling inside. You could be the type of person who purposely sows chaos between people because you find it funny—the prankster, the bold liar—but also the one being tortured mentally by their own thoughts. If this gets out of hand, you could have a reputation for being a liar, a cheater in a lot of ways: romantically, academically, a social climber. You like to find yourself in tricky situations for the thrill of seeing if you can get out of it swiftly. You play with people the same way you play with life, and all of this can become old really quickly when you let it go too far. You have an active mind and should feed it the right information or knowledge, or you become insufferable. You can either be one of the great teachers of this world, or the one who has taught many by the fall you have taken.

Cancer

Yes, you feel things deeply. So deeply, like the ocean, like the waves and the sea. You are not just a demon; you can become hell if you desire to. You have an immense power of projection and can influence any environment you are in greatly—like a tsunami coming towards the city, or the snowstorm that made everything look magical after falling. You take things to heart. You feel a lot. Too much. I wouldn’t personally want to be an enemy of yours. You grew up being told you were too sensitive, which molded you into a weapon of emotions disguised as innocent prey. You remind me of a water god: emotional, powerful, lusty. You love community and take care of your own. You tend to project this energy of protection onto your loved ones, and they feel safe knowing they have you in their corner. But sometimes, it does feel like walking on eggshells around you. So much so that your emotional state influences the entire energy around you.

Leo

Your demon is the Sun King, Louis XIV-shaped. If your self-obsession can’t be tamed, all of this can quickly take a sour turn. You love attention. You love approval and being told flattery. And we all kinda love this, but for you it can become a tool of manipulation. You are a powerful being; your energy alone gives you a regal allure, seeming rich with vitality, luck—even literally, for some. But oh boy, does the Sun King hate when the night comes and you have to face your shadows—the same ones whispering you are not good enough, convincing you people are conspiring against you, telling you how badly you’re doing while simultaneously pumping your ego and going through the list of all the people who have it worse than you to make you feel some type of peace. Also called sucking your own dick in common language. “Comparison is the thief of joy?” Well, not when you’re on top. And you are. The sense of envy you love to awaken in others will be your downfall. You think jealousy is flattering until your head finds itself in the guillotine, looking at everyone who feels some type of entitlement to your life in a literal sense. But can you really blame them when you’ve painted yourself as the one having it all, almost god-like? Seeing a king fall is one thing, but seeing a god fall? Now that is true entertainment.

Virgo

i keep seeing people quote tweeting and harassing astrologers for speculating the birth time of diddy as if it nullifies or softens the intensity of how disgusting he is as a person. but that’s their job, lol. they’re astrologers. astrologers used to (and still do) predict the falls of nations. why would they not look at the birth chart of an evil man?