. Garden of Avalon .

“Is that so?  Hm, well this one only speaks the truth. To look upon thine image is to be blessed with a sight as beautiful as a field of flowers in bloom. I could honestly go on and on for hours.”

“Good morning, my love. You look as beautiful as ever today as well.”

“So.... what are we?”

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“Dim diolch!”

“ That’s why you turn and don’t answer them! If they try to fight you, run! But I doubt we’ll have to fight anyone if they question us! People have stopped questioning my actions a long time ago, I wonder if it’s the same for your case! Haha, who knows! How are we going to get there though? Walking? Do you have a car? A bike? Perhaps you plan on giving me a piggyback ride!”

“ Whether our dear, sweet and ABSENT master allows us or not, I still think we should go! What could possibly be the worse thing they can do? All we would have to do is run with our quick little feet and get back before they notice us gone! If they find us out, we wack them over the head until they pass out then go back and pretend we never left! It’s a good plan, right? ” Two of the most physically and verbally noticeable servants try to sneak out to buy McDonalds.

“ Really? With ME? How sweet of you! Let’s go! Let’s go! ”

“ I want chicken nuggies. ”

“ Oh, yes yes! I would assume so. I myself am quite old, you see, even though I look so dashingly beautiful! You don’t look all that bad for your age either! But I think you might be just a tad bit older than me, though you look absolutely stunning, my dear! ”

“ Jingle jing! Jingle jingle jing! ”