Magpie's hoard of trinkets

ingrown hairs are cowards. why are you hiding

Yeah but if I was an unwanted piece of hair I might crawl back to where I came from for support too

dont do this me. dont make me feel bad for ingrown hairs. i have enough problems

Well if they know they're unwanted how about stop growing? Honestly I would just give up if I were them.

Never give up just because someone makes you feel unwanted

stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

tumblr is a site that makes you shit like stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"