Magic Moons

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Aries (March 21st-April 19th): Sugar rush + normal Aries energy + excitement of trick or treating + wearing a cool costume = this kid is bouncing off the damn walls.

Taurus (April 20th-May 20th): Hoarding their stash of candy and giddily binge-eating every last piece. There will be no leftovers in Taurus’ sack tomorrow — even the Smarties will be devoured.

Gemini (May 21st-June 20th): Asking everyone to describe every detail of their trick or treating experience and compiling the data into a detailed map for next year.

Cancer (June 21st-July 22nd): Whining about not getting the very specific kind of candy they’d been hoping for and begging their friends to trade.

Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd): Bossing everyone around and trying to force people to combine all their treats into a community candy pile, which of course Leo would be in charge of.

Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd): Separating their candy into organized piles based on size, flavor, trade value, and personal preference.

Libra (September 23rd-October 22nd): Subtly gauging all their friends’ post-trick-or-treating emotional states, partly to make sure everyone’s happy, and partly to exploit weaknesses when it comes time to make trades.

Scorpio (October 23rd-November 21st): Off in the corner obsessively taking stock of their haul and strategically planning which candy to eat at which times.

Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st): Bragging about how they got the best, biggest, and most candy to anyone who will listen.

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th): Setting up side deals and making under-the-table trades to create the ultimate candy collection, gain status, and possibly take over the world.

Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th): Making sure their friends all got equal amounts of candy and dipping into their personal stash to even things out if necessary.

Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): Rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically and clutching their stomach, painfully bloated and deliriously happy.