Fuck This Shit

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

Elon Musk and the Night of a Thousand Ghosts sounds like a movie I would watch.

I once walked out of a restaurant because their QR code menu required an email account. to order Food

cellars. obviously.

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

Where? I don't see it

Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here