Should probably put something interesting here huh

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

That's all. I'll put it on the timer here, see. Just 5 minutes of sweet tickles, you can handle that, can't you?

Arms up. So good for me, aren't you? We'll get you nicely tied down. You look so pretty like this. Here's how it's gonna go. One minute of each. Armpits. Ribs/sides. Tummy/Hips. Legs. Feet. That's all.

Now here's the catch. Eyes on me, sweetheart.

That's it. Let me see that pretty face. I want you to look at me as I tickle your pretty body. I want to watch that blush grow on your face, see how flustered you are, see how those eyes widen as you giggle and squirm under me. And I want you to see how much I enjoy taking you apart. How much I revel in coaxing every ticklish reaction out of you.

Eyes on me. As I start to spider my nails down your wrists, each second getting closer and closer to those helpless, stretched out pits? Does it tickle, darling? Yeah? Good, we're just getting started.

Let's just cuddle. I'll be big spoon. I'll hold both your hands in one of mine, the one you're laying on. Hold nice and tightly now darling, that's it.

I'll nuzzle into your neck and gently blow in your ear, see if I can make that pretty blush appear on those cheeks.

Then I'll sneak my other hand up your shirt. Gently trace my nails over that ticklish tummy, feeling it quiver under my feather light touch. Ticklish? How adorable.

Hold still, my pretty little Lee. And shhhhh. That's it. If you let go of my hand, if you start to squirm, if you make so much as a squeak, that's when the tickling will really start.

I'll start to spider my nails over your sensitive skin. Don't laugh, remember! So good for me! Tickle tickle, all around this pretty tummy.... gentle nails gliding up and down these helpless ribs... does it tickle? No? Are you sure? You're looking very flustered darling... so you won't mind if I just swirl this finger around this cute bellybutton, hmm? Round and round and round, so gentle, so light. Look at you biting your lip, you're being so good for me.

What if I just wriggle these fingers up and down this side? Those muscles flinching... so pretty. Was that a gasp? Hmm, I wonder if just peeling back the waistband ever so slightly, just to tickle these hips would coax out some pretty giggles... there's that smile.

Did you know?

Squirmles love to lick up sweat excreted from apocrine glands during a "feeding" session. This stress sweat is high in fatty acids and nutrients.

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

That’s it… that’s the post 🙈

Jon: Five tomatoes sounds like five, two, eight, o and there are 5,280 feet in a mile.