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"I’m sure that he hasn’t forgotten about you.”

"Like I care. As long as he keeps his creepy ass far away from me, I don't give a shit if he hasn't forgotten me."

"Or are you worried about Abyssion coming after you on this lovely occassion? I bet he would love to sweep you off your feet."

"... I had forgotten that nightmare..."

"Only if you are a single loser."

"Or if sense is being used. What a waste of a day!"

"I…"I suspect a scam." 

"Magnius, are you simply relieved that for once, this sort of ludicrous romantic stuff isn’t aimed at you? Say, from Abyssion?"

"It seems that, even gifted with exceptionally long lives, their brain development stops short," Rodyle commented snidely. "Some things simply go without question. Unless it’s a stupid question, which are unfortunately plentiful."

I’ve been good! Unproductive, but good D: I’m glad you’ve been good as well <33 and it’s okay, I understand that >: I hope it’s not been too stressing for you, or is it? ]]

Not terribly, no. But it does cut into time I could be spending here with you fun kiddies instead--which I'd much rather do.]

And here he was, almost willing to say Forcrystus was one of the more capable members of the five Cardinals.

"I…"I suspect a scam." 

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Now why would I do a stupid thing like pay for a service you’ll likely do for free a second time?"

"I’m accustomed to people saying things about me that are untrue. Granted, they’re usually things I’ve convinced them to believe or say anyway. Nonetheless, I don’t think it would do to let a bit of rumormill activity throw me off guard. "As to your situation, I don’t think anyone could accuse you of insufficient self-care.”

He smiled. "Thank you. I would think so, too."

How long until they all try killing each other?