maggie

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" okay well i asked the thunderhead and it says it forgives us because it is it's nature

I don’t even like Jimmy Kimmel’s unfunny ass but ABC firing him is so alarming. They’re coming for the mid white men. We’re toast.

[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

[character that is just like me] fuck this guy

no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to isolate myself before others could exclude me

scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

talking to men is so fucking boring i think conversing with a slice of white bread has to be more entertaining

“wyd” im literally a beautiful woman. what the fuck do you mean

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

you will never get true fashion inspiration from pinterest or tiktok. the most inspired you'll ever be to dress a certain way is when you spot a stranger on public transport in what is objectively the coolest most stylish outfit ever worn by a human being. you will never see them again but that look will haunt your dreams.