the blog bog

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

Love the concept of fishtrix but diver zoey and mermaids rumira being fascinated by her because she's is immeadiately more interested in the sea turtles swimming by than actual mermaids appearing in front of her

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

zoey and rumi being really bitey to show affection and biting mira on her shoulders and arms and hands and legs whenever they’re lazing around and mira just lets it happen and barely bats an eye but never really reciprocates which is fine because zoerumi can simultaneously bite each other whenever they want so it’s not like they’re lacking the bite marks UNTIL ONE DAY when mira is lying half asleep on top of both of them and they’re poking fun at her over something and she rolls her eyes but in her exhaustion can’t form any words so she retaliates by gently chomping on the closest person’s arm and both of them start freaking out and squealing like their skittish cat has finally come out of hiding to cuddle up against them and mira’s like ???? as they both slap each other and kick their feet and grin at her