My favorite quotes from the stream (as I was able to jot them down as they were being said)
Donāt cry because itās over. Cry because it happened.
What is a graveyard if not humanityās hall of fame?
Itās like Iām fondling the balls of life.
Choose to spend time on what fulfills you, on what makes you happyā¦ Every second is a chance to turn your life around.
When I die, I want to be an empty shell, having given every part of myself to creating.
The worst part of this was when the boiling hot piss shot out onto my foot.
No, that was pain; this is suffering. (technically from the pee sauna vid but they watched it during the stream it counts)
At the end of the day, you know: pizzaās pizza, piss is piss.
We have experienced something that no human ever has, and thatās incredible.
Weāre not just two grown men who drank each otherās piss. Weāre two grown men who bathed in each otherās piss.
How you respond to events that are out of your control defines you as a person.
Unus annus dot com: hey hey, wow wow.
I feel like a lot of people will feel lost tomorrow. And thatās okay.
It had to be a piece of us that we put out thereā¦ and then let go.
A year is many things to many people. But it is not forever.
āMemento Moriā has two meanings: remember death or remember that you will die, but also remember to live.
Edit: I have been told in the notes that I missed some absolute gems, so hereās a more complete list!
Iād cry myself to sleep if I wasnāt gonna be dead in five and a half hours.
Every second is just another chance to get dick.
Mark: Iāve never been hit by a car before, how do I know I wonāt enjoy it? Amy: We could take this out to the parking lot if you want to test it.
I want to be Mr. Hybrid Wellness, now.
Weāve been edging Father Time for a whole year.
Shot out the load that contained Tony Stark. What a profound man.
I wanna make it through this year and it kills me.
Bald Ethan was a special type of chaotic.
Listen. I have nothing to say to you.
We canāt see the stars, but we know they are there.
Itās like youāre lying in your death bed surrounded by your family.
Every fart is a chance to take with love.
Ethan: Does that stem from something? Mark: Survival instinct.
Tired, sad, and a little tipsy.
Evan, your fursona has to be a bear. Iām sorry, but rules are rules.
You ever heard of Halloween?
The Unus Annus way: not quite what we wanted.
Just because weāre gone doesnāt mean you have to forget about it.
A second is nothing. But a second can change someoneās life.
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