random.stuff

PART 2 

Uriah

you love mint chocolate chip ice cream

you’re pissed at his lack of representation in the movies

you’re the kind of person to wait for someone you’re walking with to tie their shoe

you always like the side characters more than the main characters

Al

you have a soft spot for sweet “misunderstood” characters

you like tea more than coffee

you love hugs but also find personal space valuable

you could be Amity just as easily as you could be Dauntless

Peter

you see people for more than their surface

you’re probably tired of the place you’re living right now and want to move on to more

you find sarcasm and dry comments the best kind of humor

you’re dauntless through and through but have a respect for the other factions and even sometimes wish you were a part of them

Jeanine

you’re a sucker for the villain

you care more about people’s motives to do things than what they actually do

when you first watched the movies you didn’t realize this was Kate Winslet 

Sid, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Sid revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Nathan

the Erudite lawyer, the King’s chief adviser. Nathan thought about this and said that he could arrange for Sid to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Sid readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Nathan got a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Nathan informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and Nathan advised that only the saliva of Sid would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Sid to their chambers. Nathan then slipped Sid the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Sid worked passionately on the Queen’s large and magnificent breasts. The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Sid left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Sid found Nathan demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Sid couldn’t have cared less knowing that Nathan could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.