We are made by history

My apologies to my followers and mutuals, I am deep in the Stray Kids trenches with the new album dropping tomorrow

Regularly scheduled posting shall resume in about a week or so when work kicks my ass

Half a year later we're still here

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

been playing mario kart today and we desperately need a tour de france game thats fun. idc about being ds/road captain i want to play as chris froome on a suped up pinarello just blasting red shells at wveryone in my path. mario kart but with cyclist product placement and Andy Schlecks likeness

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.