basically my diary

1. cursed cat

2. you'll get it if ur not colorblind

3. seriously barack!?!?

4. sam hurley

5. conor parks (sexy tiktok boy)

so many people weren't at school today. mia was one of them :(

homeroom. the teacher said we were going outside and i was like hell yeah ill get to see connor (his homeroom always goes outside and so does sylvia zach and calebs). then lauren forced me to help her clean out her locker which took forever bc there were thousands of gum wrappers and empty gum packets. there were three full packs of gum and lauren gave me them for helping her. then conner was like "give this note to your homeroom teacher" and i was like "no whore im busy do it yourself" so he ran down the hall and went out to the parking lot. then lauren found this thing she needed to turn in a while ago. so i was like "lets just go outside and glue it on the sidewalk" so we were walking down the hall and conner walks back in the school and he's like "seriously you made me walk all the way down the hall when you were literally coming out here" and i was like "shut up retard" so we were gluing on the sidewalk and i hear sylvia say "maddiee" so i turn around and blow her a kiss and she's like "you have no life" and im like "ik baby" then she starts seizing (that's an inside joke bc when sylvia connor and i were walking home one day i said "baby look! a cannabis!" out of pure habit of calling him baby when sylvia isn't around and sylvia was like "OH SHIT" and connor collapsed to the ground and starting seizing.) we finished gluing then zach and caleb came over. lauren and zach started screaming at each other about swim team and caleb and i stared at them not understanding a single thing they were saying. zach and caleb then ran away to play volleyball with jordan and sylvia. i realised that connors homeroom didn't come outside today. then we went the other side of the school where it was shady. lauren stood against the wall and eva katherine leah and i took turns throwing and expo marker at her as hard as we could. then we sat down with cade and talked.

spanish. we watched diary of a wimpy kid and i nutted bc rodrick is hot. then the teacher let us get our phone out of our lockers and eva gave me one of her airpods and we watched tiktoks then connor texted me and said he skipped school bc he couldnt go to field day from when he got suspended. so eva tried to facetime him but he wouldn't answer.

civics. since mia wasn't there the only people i talked to were paul josh and zen. i told paul i was going to rip off the finger he sprained from playing flag football. josh had his head down on the desk and paul slapped him as hard as he could. paul instantly regretted it, tried to jump on top of the desk, fell, then wheezed and cried on the floor. i was like "jesus christ" and zen was like "i agree with her" and gave me a fist bump

lunch. i ate three bowls of nuggies. we got our yearbooks. things in the yearbook that made me scream:

-they still had our old assistant principal yikes

-a picture of sylvia garrett davey vickers and connor all holding luke

-a picture of my homeroom teacher at the halloween dance looking goddamn possessed

- they white faced mia

-flashback to november when i parted my hair down the middle like a retard

-an extremely douchey picture of three popular guys

-mason lookin like a turtle

-imprisoned chase

-creed and leah at the formal

-will and a volley girl won most athletic

-jaelynn and lowhgan (GAT) won funniest

-some girl and joe (GAT) won most artistic

-some girl and jordan (GAT) won most school spirit

-volley girl and creed won friendliest

-claudia and mason won most likely to succeed

-they put someone service dog in the yearbook :')

CONNORLOOKEDEXTREMELYATTRACTIVEINHISPICTUREANDIVEBEENSOBBINGABOUTITFORAWHILE

-eva now thinks im in love with a sixth grader but all im saying is that hes got a good face

-a picture of some girl doing a satanic ritual on the floor

-njhs picture where im beside bbg syl syl

-josh makes a cute lil face when he smiles where he squints his eyes a lot and it kinda sexy

-cj staring into the camera with only the expression of nothingness for his club picture

-all of the volley girls looking extra spicy

-our school literally has 4 cheer squads what the hell

-there was only 7 boys on the jv basketball team ???

-i am bros with 19/32 of the track team

-a picture of sylvia running where she is staring straight into your soul through the yearbook

-a picture of conner running where his enitre thigh is out

-a picture of davey biting his lip

-cross country picture of berkley, makayla, sylvia, lauren, conner, david, vickers, jackson, davey and luke. but wheres connor and i?? uhh idk

-a picture of berkley and allie aka 7th grade hoe bitches tryna take my boyfriend lol im three inches taller than you go away

-a picture of summer looking extremely hot with a backwards baseball cap

-a very cursed picture of our table from the halloween dance before it was destroyed: i was practically on top of connor, cjs hand was on evas knee, katherine and conner are smiling at each other (all these relationships have gone down the drain except for mine), ryan was kissing the bear mask, mia was watching slime videos, cody and charles both slicked back their hair, were wearing suits and safety, and were staring directly into the camera, hunter was zooming in on a insta baddies asshole. that picture gave me flashbacks that made me cry during lunch,

-a picture of bradley sticking his blue tongue out after eating a smurfs asshole.

-a picture of linny blake alex (holding aaron like a child) hunter cade (big gap) eva and i

-a picture of caleb being a gamer

-joe making a very scary face (ive recently realizes that multiple people i know look like tiktok boy. joe looks like milo (everyones kinda slept on joe (well at least me and eva) and were just now realizing how good he is. like he turn to look at josh one time and there was his jawline i was like since when did this happen but now hes dating gabby and she's super cool. ngl i had a crush on joe in 4th grade when i was besties with all the boys. my only gal friend was lauren and then conner cade joe chris and my cousin. she would always ask if they were bullying me and was like that's just how boys are lauren. lauren has kissed two different boys and ive technically kissed zero (still need to speak of irvs bdady (its been so long since i called him irv. that was what i called him during cross country))caleb looks like a less popular tiktok boy named niko. will also has a look a like but i forgot their name)

-cross country picture of jackson lauren davey luke and sylvia doing a sexy pose on the ground

we went outside and eva and i got a bunch of people to sign our yearbooks: josh, some kid ive never talked to but eva dared me to ask him to sign it, liam (GAT), chris he put aka daddy beside his name, blyth boi, chase, other josh but this ones a furry, conner but he forgot the r so its just conne, cj, gabby, brandon, and lauren

english. we watched happy feet but she let us be on our phones. connor texted eva "stop calling me im in chick-fil-a retard idiot" then we facetimed him again and he answered. he just kinda kept staring at me and smiling (hawt) then we showed him to cj and cj died. then connor showed us jane and i gave her my love. then evas phone was on 5% so we had to leave. then chase cj eva and i passed around chases headphones as he blasted x songs

algebra. were having this stupid sub for the rest of the year. she yelled at aaron for drawing a penis in evas yearbook enough though cj was the one who did it.

then we had a pizza party 😫😎😤😂😬😍😎😳😫😎😂😱😬😏😘😝😫😎😱😝😬😏 I went outside first and talked to eva katherine and aaron. then it was pizza time in line brandon said "my life be like" and then the entire gat gang said "OOOOOAAAA OOO" we then made a wind storm with our plates and it sucked brandon away. we got it the back of the line so no other tables were open and we sat on the floor in a big circle: katherine leah eva chase cj liam brandon aaron jacob jordan cade chris conner alex and i. we all put our pizza crust on to a plate and poured water on it. then we all tossed all of our water bottles into the center of the circle, grabbed a random one, drank out of it, tossed it back in and repeat. then we all did the OOOH SHIT A RAT thing while conner lied on the floor bc he's a rat. then the teachers let us outside and cj liam aaron katherine eva and i all day under the gat tree. jimmy was playing soccer with his ex yikes. he saw us staring at him and ran over and harassed us then we went back inside, got our stuff from our lockers, and went back to algebra.

on monday i went to the mall and got birkenstocks (fake ones cus im poor), adidas socks like conner, and nike sweatpants. i also went car shopping cus my moms current car is shit. after that we picked eva up from work. she stayed the night. things that happened:

- we were watching markiplier and connor texted me "haha love you" and eva goes "O.O"

- eva took a picture of me climbing onto my bed and for some reason my ass looked extremely fat. she sent it to connor obviously and he was like "i want to smash"

-we each ate five servings of chicken nachos

-tried to run down the basement in the dark. eva took a video with the flash on so she could see and caught me tumbling down the steps

-sylvia sent me a picture of her distorted stomach and i was like "u prego??" and she sent me a screenshot of her and wills conversation:

sylvia: i HaVe LiTeRaLly No ONe To TaLk tO

will: yea

sylvia: *says something about the weather*

will: yea

sylvia: *says something about swimming*

will: yea

sylvia: k

then she blocked him. sylvia said that makayla is sucking his dick and was like "heS noT a HoE SyLviA HeS aCtuALly ReALly SweET" when sylvia gave her the screenshot. i was like "babygirl willi retard dont wanna talk to u stick with jordan he is a good boy"

-played mario party

-facetimed sylvia:

sylvia: why IS yOUR roOM piNk??

me: I DoN't knoW syLviA Why IS iT piNk

sylvia: giVe Me A HoUSe ToUR

me: no WhoRe

sylvia: the OtheR daY CoNnoR toLd me To ASk yOU IF yOU WeAR biKiNiS

me: he ProBaBly NuTteD wheN he SaW my phaT aSs. i ACtuALly HaVe No IDeA HoW thaT haPpeNeD.

sylvia: whaT aRe YOU TaLkiNg aBoUT

me: *shoWs syLviA The PiCtuRe*

sylvia: OH SHIT

sylvia: i FeEL liKe YOUVe DeFiNiTeLy DaTeD joRdaN

eva: me?

sylvia: no MaDdiE

eva: heS heR broTheR syL syL

me: reDheADs caNt daTe ReDheADs cuS thaTs iNceSt

eva: guYS i ThiNk syLviA HaS a ThiNg foR reDheADs

me: oH no SyLviA DoN't steAL me FroM my BaByBoY

sylvia: eVeRy TiMe I SaY "CoNnoR" maDdiE SaYS "whoT"

my mom then screams at us for being too loud and sylvia hangs up, sends us a picture of connors tiddies, then says "guys i have to get a good night's sleep for my sols tomorrow. i failed both of them."

~i keep saying "that's sexy" to everything recently and i feel like its gonna get me in a bad situation. i was like "how was school loser" and connor was like "ngl baby it was gay" and i was like "that's pretty sexy"~

the next morning i got up at 7 and played minecraft for three hours until eva woke up. we ate breakfast then went to my grandpas house to swim the entire. i was violently bleeding from my vagina monday but it wasn't that heavy today. i tried to jump off the diving board and onto a tube. GODDAMN THAT SHIT HURTED I STILL HAVE A MARK ON MY ASS. then i decided to slip on the diving board and completely skin three of my toes😫😎😫😝😤😱😏😬😍😝😫😂😤 just girly thingz. then my grandpa gave us a tour of his peach trees and asparagus plants. then we went and got ice cream from the place that me and connor usually go to bc its on the way to his house (well not actually his house we tell my mom were going to sylvias house but that's a lie i just have to be at sylvias when my mom comes to pick me up (chad doesn't want me to go to his house but honestly what do you think were gonna do cus ill tell u what we do: eat pizza rolls, swim, and then jump on sylvias trampoline and piss ourselves)) when we walk from the school to the brewery then his house. so i half expecting to see him walk by but then i remembered that he doesnt walk that way when we dont have to go to the brewery. we then took eva home and figured out where jimmy lives. then i saw aaron and chase walked through town and i screamed at them. and ive been crying in my room since i got home.

i have 3 days of school left. two of them i get out at 1. i hope i spend as much time with the gat gang as i can bc im not gonna see any of them over the summer. i have no clue what im gonna do all summer long. hopefully chad will get over the whole you can't go to connors house thing cus its annoying as shit. elizabeth will be like "oh we'll have to go kayaking together sometime!!" and chads like "i am not kayaking with your goddamn boyfriend" china: oh we could bring connor to bush gardens!! chad: what the fuck is wrong with you hell no. yeah not fun. chad works 7 days a week and china is off mondays and tuesdays. what am i gonna for all that time?? ik im going to my aunts and my grandmas houses some days cus they're paying me to clean their houses. still im not gonna be there every day. im going wisconsin in june, the beach in july, and colorado in august. so ig that will be fun. whenever im not in another state, with connor, or 100 miles away from my home ill probably be striping down my room.

shoot im going have to tell u about connors birthday

1. diary of a wimpy kid memes make me sob

2. sylvia edited a picture of connor to make him look like thanos. he posted it on instagram with the caption "this is for you" he tagged me and "thanosbus" i commented "thanos bus thanos bus" thanos bus rEPLIED and said "hey that's me" and i replied and said "yeah it is" i have no clue who thanosbus is but i love them

3. iM goNna TaKe My HoRse To The CaVe DoWn loW iM goNna MiNe TiL i CaNt no MoRe

4. when aksually said "girl excuse me" i felt that

5. oh no katie

6. lukie pukie pls marry me u r the only tiktok boy that is only one year older than meee

7. sans hurley

8. get it bc im garfield bc i have a hip condition and i also have red f u r

9. n o e n

10. david except he diagnosed me with anorexic

ik i still have monday but ughh. on saturday drake went to his friends house all day so i was home alone with chad. he basically messed with his truck all day. connor was busy so i couldn't go to his house (its not like chad would allow that anyways. hes all like coNnoR caN coMe To OUR hoUSe BuT yOU'Re NoT goINg to HiS. what's the fucking difference chad. "youre the girl so he has to come to your house" -chad, my stubborn bitch ass father, 2019.) i haven't washed clothes in two weeks and my anxiety is piling faster than the mounds of dirty laundry in my room.

today. i knew i was going swimming at my grandpas house so i told connor he could come along a few days prior except i didn't ask my mom which resulted in me not getting any details for connor which resulted in rivah pt. 2. shit y'all don't know about rivah.

story time: rivah happened on my moms birthday weekend. i told connor i couldnt hang out bc of this. on friday i told connor that i was going kayaking the next day so that he wouldnt think i died. on saturday i didn't get a good morning text or anything (EVERYONE KNOWS BOYS HAVE TO SEND THE GOOD MORNING TEXTS!!!) absolutely no one texted me all morning. i decided to leave my phone at home so that i could look forward to getting home and seeing everyone who texted me (whenever u look forward to it it never happens periodt *foreshadowing*) i had a great time kayaking i actually relaxed for the first time in a while. i got home and checked my phone. not a single soul had texted me. i went to instagram with the intention to scroll hopelessly for the next few hours. the first thing on my feed was sylvias post. it was a campfire by the river with the caption "rivah" i liked it and thought "oh her family must own a river lot or something" then i realized there were 9 more pictures. all of them were her and connor having SO. MUCH. FUN. BY THE RIVAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. i instantly started crying to eva. i dead ass sobbed in the shower. like ik i overreacting and that was like two days before i started my period. connor finally texted me at 9 pm and i ignored him and sylvias streaks until i got over myself at midnight. anyways i was just extremely mad that he decided not to let me know that he was going to be on the river at the same time as me for no reason at all. to make matters worse i woke up the next day to evas screenshot of what sylvia sent her the day before. which was no joke a picture of her and connor holding hands. connor was making a cringey face and u could tell it was a joke. it made me even more mad 1. bc eva decided to send to me after i had gotten over it which made me start sobbing again 2. i would have been less mad if sylvia sent it to me herself but now that i think about connor probably told sylvia not to send it to me on purpose. that morning i sent connor one word responses he asked if i was mad and i was loL why WoULd i Be MaD?? and told him i was busy. i would tell him that sylvia makes me jealous sometimes but connor would tell sylvia right away and that would ruin mine and sylvias friendship and i don't want for connor to have to choose one of us over the other. i honestly wanna become best friends with aaron so i can reverse card the jealousy.

so i call this situation rivah. but what happened today was not really a rivah. connor decided to go canoeing with sylvia since i didn't ask my mom. but they both invited me and before i could say that i couldn't go sylvia texted elizabeth to ask if i could come and then elizabeth texted my mother and it was just an altogether scary time. they were sending me snapchats all day and i felt like i was really with them so it wasnt a rivah. sylvia has also deleted the rivah post bc it didn't fit her theMe UwU

memes:

1. me and drake were playing minecraft this morning...

2. i am obsessed with jame chargles minecraft ghast

3. sonic like gusher

4. thanos dr😱😱😤😱

5. im the sheep. baaaa

6-7. The Bet (sounds like the name of an episode of the amazing world of gumball)

8. sylvias finger grew into sam hurley

9. cum?? as in zach cum???

i stopped doing this right after track started. i was very excited to do track and hang out with my friends. honestly practice is most of the season and once meets start everything goes by in a flash. i was doing well and feeling good and literally the practice before our first meet i fucking injured myself. at the time i had no idea what happened. it was like i could lift my left leg and a sharp pain shot through my hip every time my foot hit the ground. vickers told me to sit out today and to ice over the weekend (the meet was on monday) so i did that. while i doing warm up laps for the meet my hip didn't hurt so i thought it was all good. i ran 400 and 800 and 800 is literally right after 400. i remember not doing as well as i normally would have on the 400 and also not being able to catch my breath afterwards. then the 800. after the first 100 meters i knew something was wrong. it was like my legs went numb and i couldn't breath. by the second lap my neck started cramping (almost had a stroke yeahyah) and the pain in my hip was back. i went through the finish line limping and came in last of course. i wobbled off the track. i remember everything going black for a second and then turning around to see connor sprinting over to me. he practically carried me over to elizabeth (his mom, track coach) she said to let me try to walk around but i was too dizzy. so then connor fed me the meat off of his sub. and thats the story of how my track career was fucking cancelled. i wasn't okay for a long time after that. sylvia carried me onto the bus. all i wanted to do was frickin snuggle my baby but of course he decided not to ride the bus home. i couldn't sleep at all that night. my hip was throbbing. the next day at school i limped and could barely walk down the stairs. the trash part was having to sit out the rest of the season. i mean i went to the doctor and they were like oH noThiNgs wroNg and im like obviously not bc my hip will still hurt after i run in pe or something. so i became track manager that was fun. that's why im not doing cross country in high school.

now im just gonna give you an update on literally anyone ive ever mentioned

eva- shes still my bestfriend but i can literally never hang out with her anymore because she got a fucking job and she works every weekend. i cant remember who she was talking to when i left so ill give u everyone shes dated/talked to this school year in order. first was cj which she actually dated and everyone shipped them bc they were a power couple. second was aaron uh yikes. third bitch boy blake. then hunter which led to cj coming back and then her dating cj again. and now its 10th grader from a private school

cj. he's honestly so cool and i like that him and eva are besties again even though they dated twice this year

aaron. he made a joke about shooting up the school and got suspended and also he could come to the luau (end of the year party for 8th graders only which i just came from and they shit was so hot it made me come back to this trash app) we have become closer since track ended bc i actually see him after school again i make eye contact with him during lunch on accident a lot and im pretty sure if i didn't have a boyfriend aaron would be in my dms hard bruh

blake. an absolute psychopath he used to be sneaky about forcing girls to like him but now he's completely lost it. he is currently trying to manipulate sylvia and eva and i are trying to save her. but he also is a fucking cunt to connor for no reason at all which makes me extremely mad.

hunter. he dated that bitch kylee that was friends with chloe and alexis then wasn't friends with them and kinda hung out with us and now is their friend again.

connor. i love him so freaking much he'll never ever realize how much i love him. i hang out with him all weekend every weekend bc for the past few weeks there has been no other time that I see him since track ended. also my parents thought he was in the same grade as me until today. like bro its been half a year how do u not know this

sylvia. she was dating a 9th grader for a few weeks and that was fun bc she wasnt on top us as much. then she broke up with him but now im pretty sure she's gonna date jordan aka one of my redhaired brothers ( the other one is brandon) we have become really close and i used to think she was fucking annoying but now she's super funny and one of my best friends. ngl every now and again when i have a breakdown i still sob about how much she's trying to make me jealous like ok you've been bestfriends with connor since 4th grade you've never posted about him EVER until you realized i was sticking around for a long time like ur last two insta posts are you and my boyfriend. i get it but at the time i cried myself to sleep bc i overreact but then she sends me stupid inside jokes and i love her again. kinda cant wait until she just fucking dates jordan cus that shits hot as fuck also bc i want to tell her about that one time i kinda went a triple date with jordan so she can get jealous and cry oop

chloe and alexis. they come in one package never separated they've invaded a friend group of people who they used to talk shit on but they keep being overly nice to eva and its weird

jordan. he's my brother bc we both have red hair I WANT HIM TO DATE SYLVIA SO BAD BC THEN I WILL BE DATING HER BROTHER AND SHE WILL BE DATING MY BROTHER.

caleb. he had a crush on eva but was "joking the whole time" yeah ok. he has a shirt that says "its owl good" and its really fun eva and i have a weird joke where caleb is on the ceiling. idk where it came from but ill point to the ceiling from across the classroom and eva and i will start crying. there is also a tiktok man who looks exactly like him but is hot and it makes me uncomfortable bc when the tiktok man makes certain faces his real ass caleb comes out. he also drug an entire tree up the sidewalk when we were walking home one day and then threw it at blakes car as he drove by.

zach. he is super fun. he likes screaming at me in the hallway. i have become a lot closer to him since track ended. aaron calls him the cum boy

katherine. honestly my babygirl shes always down to dropkick teachers with me

leah and tanner. when they are separate (rarely) they are cool but as soon as they are together they become assholes they basically live together. like they've fucked multiple times and they've been dating like the same amount of time as me and connor who technically haven't even kissed yet

ive realized that people ive mentioned in the past i am no longer friends with so now im classifying everyone i am friends with currently. heres the new ones:

brandon. my edgy red brother i can always count on him and chase to come and get ice cream with me. also most of the time when he talks you cant understand him at all and i love it

hayden he's a sixth grader that i met in track and he's honestly the greatest

brad. drakes friend his house is super cool and i like screaming at him

jackson. drakes other friend he will talk about fortnite with me

basically at the luau i hung out with the gat squad the entire time. there is only a few official gat members: joe chris conner brandon cj and chase. those are the ones that i talk to. unofficial members are: me eva mia rebecca katherine gabby (she's dating joe) jordan paul (is almost dating savannah who is also an unofficial member) these are the only people i talked to at the luau. official members are basically the grades edgy boys they honestly just say the n word whenever except for cj. he's their leader. but paul and jordan say it too. the gat clan is pretty sexist bc they won't allow us giRliES to join. i was a part of three pictures all of which i didn't post. i haven't posted on instagram since february and ive kinda given up. the first picture was of me and gabby (my baby) the second picture was of conner eva chris cj and me and the third was me doing the had to do it to em but joe zoomed in really close on my face and as he was taking the picture brandon was like "thats fucking hot" and i was like " uhh" and he was "shit i didnt mean it like that" then he literally beat paul up bc paul accidently grabbed evas tit then paul ran away to his girlfriend. brandon also shotgunned a can of pepsi and that made me happy. i was trying to get a picture with jordan (that would make sylvia very happy) and brandon but jordan kept running away to play volleyball. he had this weird ass hat on that made a little uncomfortable. conner stole someone's cake to give to me. if your cake was stolen at the luau im sorry but maybe u shouldn't leave it unintended bitch.

im gonna do updates more regularly. heres memes baby <3

1. leonardo dicaprio creams....

2. relatable

3. sexy

4. point blank periodt

5. faggot

oh shiiiiiittt i am so excited to be back. so much has happened in the time i was gone but i felt really good bc having to keep up with this account was giving me major anxiety and i needed a break. so i just signed out and told myself that when i was ready i would come back. the reason i started this diary shit was bc the cross country season was over and i was endlessly bored. (its weird to think that the hey-i-just-met-you-but-we-are-hella-good-friends-already kid with a fucking handshake in one of my first diary things is my freakin boyfriend now. like how did this happen?!?!? lol ik how: I STOPPED BEING A DUMB FUCK AND REALIZED THIS BITCH REALLY LIKED ME THEN YEETED A TOXIC MALE TO MAKE ROOM FOR A CHUB YET STILL HOT 7TH GRADER) i realized i liked my ex crush rat male friend and i needed somewhere to vent. and that was working. i vented and told you people multiple times how excited i was for track. i got to tell you about the first few practices (that werent even actual practice) and i couldn't take it. i was staying up super late to vent and it didn't even feel like i was venting anymore. it felt like i was obligated to do this. i knew if i didn't i would worry about it all day.

update later. :)

memes

1. my profile picture on my school email is gibby and everyone who's used the same chromebook as me sees it

2. my three favorite youtubers: quackity fitz and james charles (its weird that i watch james charles unironically and then quackity too)

3. tb to when papa franku caught his white drone getting fucked by a black drone

4. connor kept sending me peter griffin memes and this was one of them

5. kurtis conner is the actual b e s t

6. kurtis conner is the actual b e s t pt 2

7. tb to hair cake when idubbbz died of cancer

8. my humor is getting progressively weirder

9. penis

yesterday at this time i was making fun of sylvia with eva and too scared to do a hoW muCh do YOU ThiNk i LiKe YOU meter on sylvias story. now i have a 4 person spam account with sylvia and were sending zoomed in pictures of our faces back and forth. now let me tell you how this happened.

last night. sylvia had ANOTHER thing on her story except this time it was a seNd aN eMoJi FoR a Tbh. i wasnt gonna send an emoji but i clicked through until i found connors which was "💃BBG" sylvias tbh was "ur my bbg (inside joke) ur my bestfriend and ur really good at basketball" i sent it to eva crying bc they have an inside joke about our inside joke. i went to sleep really early bc i didn't watch a movie with the fam like i usually do. i went to sleep fucking cuddling a huge stuffed dog bc i was in a hella bad mood. i woke up to connor crying bc pewdiepie and t series were less than a thousand subs apart. i helped him and then eva told me that bradley was dming her again. i told connor and he was all like "bradley is gay" so he makes a group chat with him eva sylvia and me. we plan to take down bradley. then we do a four way facetime shit and stay like that for like an hour. i have to leave to eat breakfast and when i come back eva and sylvia start screaming shit that connor said and i barely understood most of it but two thing i did hear was:

1. "connor kept moaning and saying ur name"

2. "connor said that he can't wait to kiss you"

i mean ok thats not that bad. then we face time for a while longer. connor and I start playing fortnite and in the meantime eva made a four way spam account. so we all started posting a bunch of stupid shit and dming bradley dusty and sylvias dad. the stuff being posted ended up having captions like "i love u sm bbg -connor" tagging me and connor claimed it wasnt him and eva and sylvia claimed it wasnt them and it kept happening so connor left and it was still happening then i think sylvia deleted all of our followers then i left. so now its just sylvia and eva so who knows what's going on now. since we had been facetiming for 4 fours straight we thought we should probably stop also sandy aka evas mom wasnt pleased. so we ended up making another group chat on instagram named "babygirls" during this time resulted in many memes.

-first we planned to go to the movies saturday

-ended up spamming "me" at each other for a while

-sylvia said that we were her family

-connor said that he wanted to kiss me and we all shot him for it

-connor said jk fifty times and eventually ended up with hk and jo

-eva said that she and sylvia will sit in the back so we can kiss

-much pressuring

-sylvia suggested a 4 some

-everyone was spamming "i bought sylvia" and "4 some" for a while

-then we all started saying "kiss" and all liking every single message that was sent

-sylvia suggests that we should watch horror so we can all cuddle and she can infect us with aids

-then we started speaking like yoda

- spamming hotdog emoji for 5 minutes

-sylvia gives hella old pictures of connor

-connor gets angry bc I don't wanna kiss

-saids he's "sucicicidal"

-we all say "assssss wood" for a while

-connor wants to go on a date at burger king

-sylvia says "aka his house"

-im like ""go" to "burger" king "for" "chicken" "tendies""

-sylvias like "omg she wants ur tenders connor"

-evas like ""tenders" "connor""

-spamming the red head emoji

-eva tells me to have connors babies

-connor says that he would never do that to my family

-"sup laddies my names slim shaddy"

-connors says "maddie your so hot" im like "your" evas like "he is crying now" im like "xxx extension cord"

-sylvia sends us some girl at our schools story and its the girls screenshot of her facetiming her friend which is cutting themself with the caption "he insisted on calling me to show me this😂😂😂"

-all three of them arguing over who can kiss me

-connor said "send pp pic syl" and sylvia goes ":---" then we ended up spamming "chad is getting the shotgun" while sylvia said :----- over and over

-sylvia didn't know who chad was so i sent them a picture of him playing fortnite

-connor said "tell chad that if i beat him in 1v1 that i can date you" i was like "no i will not tell chad that"

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~at this moment i remembered that i had algebra homework from thursday but i didn't bring home my journal which we were supposed to do it in so now im crying and its 11 pm~

so im gonna wrap it up real quick for you:

connor went live with me and we were harrassed by bradley and blake in the comments.so now sylvia and i are now besties and shes sending me old vines of her and her sister.

feelings about sylvia now: she wants connors dick but understands that she cant have it and shes happy we are dating but also isn't

meme:

singular today bc all of the memes recently have been made by sylvia or just pictures of my family members with the swirly snapchat filter. memes sylvia made or gave:

-gave a bunch of old pictures of connor

-a picture of two people kissing with mine and connors face over it

thursday.

homeroom. lauren eva and i went to the teen living room and listened to cj scream about politics

spanish. eva and i agreed that the spanish room gives us weird vibes. like i always end up hyperventilating and crying in that room and eva was like "UhHH thaT's beCaUSe CoNnoR waS iN heRe" (spanish room is his homeroom) but i said that its bc theres probably a dead body in the closet that is blocked off a by treadmill ???

~pause. question: do you ever just cry bc u get a text and u think someone is actually talking to u but its just ur service provider asking u to pay them. haha bc that just happened 😀😀~

civics. we died bc jimmy didn't clean up the gatorade yesterday and there was just a giant sticky spot on the floor. we called it The Jimmy Stain

lunch. katherine informed us that zach and sylvia are in the same homeroom which isn't connors (sylvia has the art teacher and connor has the spanish teacher but both of them are in a separate building not connected to the main part of the school and i always see them walk out together when im going to spanish so i thought they were in the same homeroom) i was like "ok good" and evas like "what does it matter if they are in the same homeroom?? what you should be worried about is the fact that they sleep in each others houses every night in the same bed" and i died and said "ur not wrong" bc they do have sleepovers a lot.

english. mia drew zach and connor and it was very realistic and scary

after school. lauren and i were late to track (mia and leah didn't come but practice is optional right now so its fine) and as soon as we walked outside sylvia screams "YAS MADDIE" so then we had to do our warm up lap in front of everyone while they were stretching. then we were separated into three groups: jump roping, wall sits, and sprinting shit. of course lauren sylvia and i were in the same group (jump roping). sylvia begins asking me stuff:

"when did you and connor start dating?"

"do you actually like him?"

there was more but i can't remember bc IM TOO BUSY CRYING RN. so then we went to wall sits. sylvia forced some kid to scoot over so she could waLl siT neXt to Me. then started screaming "YAS BABYGIRL" at connor as he jump roped. then he begins acting cringey which i laughed at. and sylvias like "heS aNnoYINg buT heS my BeStfriENd so I LoVe HiM. loL iS thaT hoW iT woRks??" LOL MADDIE AM I MAKING YOU JEALOUS BY SAYING THAT I LOVE YOUR BOYFRIEND?? LOL AM I MADDIE?? then we were running a mile and sylvia makes me stay with her as she ties her shoe. honestly from connors i-don't-suspect-anything-when-my-best-friends-a-girl perspective at this point he's probably like "ok thats cool my girlfriend and my bestfriend are bros. i like this." then we have to FLIP TIRES. and of course i literally couldn't. like COULDNT. FUCKING DAVID HAD TO FUCKING HELP ME WHICH WAS EMBARRASSING ENOUGH UNTIL DAVID DECIDES THAT I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN AND MY FUCKING BODY SAYS NO AND THINKS ITS A GOOD IDEA TO COLLAPSE TO THE FUCKING GROUND LOL ITS FINE. so after that i walk back over to the group and say "yeah so my body is completely bone and there is not a ounce of muscle on me" and i was glad that everyone laughed and forgot about it. so then david makes Me and the Weak Ones pick up the trash came out of the tires instead. and im #clueless and go "wheres the fuckin trash can" and connor offers to take the trash for me and sylvias like "owo a ladys man" and im like "wow *pretend to be impressed*" then lauren and I remember back to 2nd grade when creed was trying to seduce me at every second of the day and i was like into it ya know and me and my cousin were #beStiES but creed didn't know he was my cousin and thought i liked my cousin more than him. also at that time my cousin kissed lauren in the girls bathroom. no context will be given. back to track. we were doing sprints and i was kinda fast as fuck boi until summer came around and beat me to death. that was the end of practice. we just needed to do stretches. so im walking back to the field with connor and he's all like "💓💕💖💞bro im gonna buy you the battle pass and also we should play squads tonight with paRkeR💞💖💕💓" and im all like "💓💕💖💞buT baBy i still need to download the uPdaTe💞💖💕💓" and he's all like "💓💕💖💞goD fuCkiNg daMniT💞💖💕💓" and then sylvia comes out of the fucking ground to shove us into each other and say "cmoN guYS huG iT oUT" we're like "no" sylvias like "why DoN't yOU ShoW thaT yOU LiKe EACh oTheR" in my head im like "uMMM sweETiE ThaT's caLleD PDA" but connor says "i don't have to hold her hand for her to know that i like her" and sylvias like (to me) "buT yOU KnoW eVeRyONe HaTeS hiM riGht. aRe YOU EmbaRraSseD to DaTe HiM??" im like *brain shuts down bc the only thing i can think of is strangling sylvia which caused me to not be able to come up with a smart -alecky-joke-that-really-isn't-a-joke remark in time* in the meantime lauren grabbed me leaving connor and sylvia thinking im embarrassed to date him. we did the stretches listened to davids motivation and then it was time to leave i looked for connor. he was gone. already left im guessing. so on the way home i composed a paragraph to be all like "bitch i fucking love you idc if eVeRyONe haTeS yOU and im not embarrassed to date u blah blah blah" and he's all like "hey i love you too. ive been trying to act mature around you since ur older and sorry about the formal" and im like "you don't have to act mature just be yourself ok and don't be sorry about the formal bc i had a hella great time" and he's all like "wtf everyone was saying that you told them i forced you to dance" and im like "you didn't force me and i didn't tell anyone you forced me" and he's like "oh. im sorry if im mean but i really do love you" and im like "stop apologizing whore i love you too" proof that im definitely the mean one here also i don't think ive told you dudes but i made him cry once when i said his bitimoji looked gay.

so then i wa ranting to eva about how sylvia is a bitch. honestly i don't think she likes him as more than a friend and is like bruH i WaS goNna MaRry ThiS maN coRreCtiON boY NoW giVe HiM baCk aT oNce. i think she just thinks im gonna steal him from her and he'll never talk to her again so she's like "bruh if i get them into an argument and they break up we will still be friends" also i think she's being really nice to me on purpose to try and cover up the fact that she trying to make us break up or some shit. she's probably trying to protect him too which i appreciate but hopefully this doesn't happen again. idk brother but i do know that i have hella mixed feelings about sylvia. once she realizes that we don't fucking argue and are just like uHHH iM soRry BaBe and blame it on ourselves. which is sometimes bad bc we expect the other one to make plans and do shit but no. i feel like there should but one person in a relationship to be like oK thiS iS whaTs goNna HaPpeN. in the words of eva: "connor is definitely a bottom. no youre both bottom. u just lie in bed next to eachother instead of having sex" so then they called off school bc s n o w and eva came over around 10 friday. things that happened:

-finding a third hot skater tiktok boy

-crying bc several of sylvias tiktoks are exact replicas of the hot skater boys

-eva saying that sylvia likes the same type of boys as me and crying bc that implied that she likes connor

-realizing that dusty is the seventh grade version of will and crying bc that doesn't help when dusty is sylvias ex and will is my kinda ex (also will and dusty are both really into baseball)

-playing fortnite with that HUGE ASS VOLCANO WHAT THE FUCK

-dying bc sylvia and blakes streaks were all like UhHHH puTtiNg a PeRiOD aFteR streAKs meANs thaT iM maD aLso LoOK iT saYS "aNnoYED" iN reALly SmaLl priNt iN the CoRneR aNd i WiLl draW a BroKeN heARt oN my MoTheRfuCkiNg screEN beCaUSe YOU MaDe Me DePreSseD (sylvia bc i think connor told her off for her shit so now shes made at me bc her plan didn't work and blake bc eva had to tell him that he is hypocritical annoying asshole and she doesn't wanna date him)

-eva suffocating me with a blanket, stealing my phone, locking herself in the bathroom, and then reading all of my messages to connor.

-me running out to my moms car in tears and locking myself inside crying again bc my mom had to leave

-i cried in the closet for a little while then had a party in the kitchen

-drinking alcohol oopsie poopsie

-eating a spoonful of pure garlic

-drinking coffee grounds out of a wine glass

-pouring coffee grounds into my eyes

-attempting to put alcohol in the microwave

-snorting flour (thanks to jaelynn i had experience)

-pouring an entire bottle of water onto the floor, counter, and my dog

-putting evas airpods in bc she told me she had a surprise and then having a stroke bc ÙR SØ PËRF just blasted into my ears on full volume

-remaking some of connors and sylvias tiktoks

it is now 2 am saturday morning and sylvia is #ignoring my streaks and also she put another one of those hoW muCh do YOU ThiNk i LiKe YOU shits on her story and eva did it and sylvia put that meter up all the fucking way. i really don't wanna see how much she likes me bc she will either put it up all the way and be like loL loVe YOU BaByGiRl or put it down all the way and be like haHa BiTch yOUR boYFriENd iS miNe NoW cuNt

memes to heal my pain:

tuesday.

homeroom. we had to give the appreciation poster to gardy and for some reason sylvia was in there and she watched me be nervous. will cried after we left gardys room.

hallway after homeroom. we've gone the long way that we usually pass connor on everyday we have spanish but he hasn't been there until today which i rammed my shoulder into him. also lauren and katherine have been coming that way with us to see el lad now.

spanish. we took a test that involved us having to speak spanish to the teacher and it was bad.

civics. josh wasnt here for the last two days so it has been boring.

lunch. jimmy bought me ice cream. lauren came over and told me i looked depressed then asked if connor broke up with me.

english. the teacher noticed i wasn't in my seat and made me go back. marissa gave me many gummy bears.

after school. i was waiting in the algebra class for the third round bell to ring so i could go to track. i playing volleyball with mia lauren cj chase and leah. mia and leah told me they weren't going to the practice since it was optional, lauren had to go to band practice, and eva can't do track. i didn't wanna be alone with just connor and sylvia bc ik they would get together for the partner stretch and i would be alone. so when the second round bell rang i when out to my locker and got my shit and walked out to the lobby area to call my mom. as her phone was ringing connor and parker came around the corner. connor was like "oh hi" i was like "hey dude none of my friends are coming to track today so im calling my mom and shes picking me up" my mom picked up and at that moment parker stubs his foot on the door and yells "fuck" then connor screams "you've made me suicidal" and china asks if im okay. i tell her the situation and she comes to get me. on the way home i see dusty and bradley walking home together and screech "BRADLEY AND DUSTYNAKLSHFJAK" before i realised that the window was open and they probably heard me.

later that night i took a break from cleaning my closet to check on tiktok (by check on tiktok i mean stalk sylvias page) i saw one of sylvias tiktoks where she says "puT a PiNk heARt iF yOU HaVe A CruSh oN me" so i went to the comments to be a nosey bitch and the first one is dustys comment with fifty thousand pink hearts. i screech and go to dustys page to see the tiktoks hes liked. THE ONLY TIKTOKS HE HAS EVER LIKED ARE SYLVIAS. NO ONE ELSE. then i went to connors old tiktok and see that he only liked his 5th grade girlfriends tiktoks. BUT DUSTYS ARE RECENT. HE FUCKING COMES ON TIKTOK TO JACK OFF TO SYLVIA, LIKE THE POST, AND THEN COMMENT THE MOTHERFUCKING PINK HEART.

wednesday. katherine and eva screamed about zach all day so i think yesterday while i was inside crying to connor about track they were outside having sex with zach.

homeroom. lauren and i were walking down the hallway and we saw connor going into vickers room and he looked like he was crying. i turned around and tried to help the sensitive small boy but he shut the door. i don't think he even saw me. then we went to the teen living room to fold towels. we plan to go to her room every morning bc we need to get stuff done for njhs bc we are very behind. so after that we stood around outside the school store bc mia was working it. then i kept seeing connors mom walking around with sylvia and a bunch of other basketball girls that are popular and unapproachable. so then i said "syLviA IS my BaByGiRl" i turn around and theres sylvias best friend (besides connor of course but I don't actually know bc her and sylvia didn't acknowledge each other at all at the formal so idk dude)

pe. cade kept serving the ball right at me bc i wouldn't even attempt to hit it. then some dumb whore boy got all mad at me and i shot him

civics. we had the same substitute that didn't care what we did again. so josh paul and zen physically assaulted each other the entire class. paul said the n word with a hard r. jimmy dumped an entire bottle of gatorade onto the floor. josh almost passed out bc zen started choking josh after he made of fun the fact that zens girlfriend always leans on him. paul snorted chalk dust off of the chalkboard.

lunch. jimmy gave leah eva katherine and i all lollipops shaped like hearts. i put it in my water bottle then jimmy bought us ice cream that looked like a pp.

english. blake (who also hasn't been here for the last two days (probably fucking josh)) was making fun of me again. cj brought a whole box of cheez its and shared them with everyone. also we are reading life as we knew it. we found out that cj can do the burger king foot lettuce voice really well. so he said "chaPteR siXteEN. mrs neSbiTt diES. the LaSt thiNg YOU WoULd eXpeCt iN liFe AS we KneW iT"

algebra. we played quizlet live and the first round i was with katherine hite and aaron. aaron stood over me the entire time and made me feel uncomfortable. second round i was with eva whose nickname was crumple. third round i was with aaron again and once again he stood over me and made feel uncomfortable. last round was with claudia and hite. all four rounds hunter teams won and we all begged for him to give us his strategy.

sunday morning at evas house. leah had already left when i woke up. katherine and i were dying while eva was shitting bc i said "this rug is really long" and shes like "as long as wills face" so then we just compared everything to wills face. soon kath left then chad came to get me. chad said "u didn't dance with homeboy now did ya?" i said "h o m e b o y?" chad said "or whatever the fuck his name is?? connor??" then i just laughed to avoid the question. nothing really happened sunday until the power went out around 4. there had been wind warnings all day and ig a tree fell on the power line. i was making my post about the formal then and once my mom came into my room with a candle and a flashlight i turned my phone off bc ik she had just talked to the electric company bitches on the phone.she told me they said that the power wouldn't be back until 3pm monday. my phone was already on like 30% so i was like shitfuckcrapimmadielolbye. i was planning on washing my clothes and taking a shower but that didn't happen. so my dad got the generator working so we could make dinner and watch tv. then he went out for more gas. i was watching drake play sims when i heard my mom screaming on the phone with my dad. i was hella scared and while she finished speak to him i thought the worse. it turned out he had crashed his truck into a fallen tree. he couldn't stop in time. he was perfectly fine just the truck was now in a ditch. stuck. anyone he thought to call had been drinking so he called the police. soon another car pulled up. it was actually one of sylvias friends and her family. they helped my dad get his truck out of the ditch and had the flashlight on their phones on to warn any cars coming. they called people to cut the tree and get it out of the road. soon the police arrived. they said that my dad was lucky that he jacked up his truck so much that the tree only hit his bumper. if it wasn't jacked up the tree would have gone straight through the radiator and into the motor. they towed it back our house. we ate pizza. yah yeet that was depressing. so my dads truck now has a crack in the frame which is hella bad. but anyways around nine i decided to check my phone to see who texted me and also to see if school was delayed or something. so eva had been trying to get me to text her back for three hours with screenshots of bradley in her dms. gonna read em to ya:

(eva only gave me some so i apologize)

1. bradley: hey

bradley: hey

bradley: hey

bradley: 😂

2. bradley: *tries to video chat*

3. bradley: oh i know

bradley: *tries to video chat*

bradley: *tries to video chat*

bradley: imma blow your phone up

bradley: *tries to video chat*

eva: yikes i can't rn

bradley: *tries to video chat*

bradley: ofc you can't *eyeroll emoji ×2*

bradley: 😂

eva: wow okay i see how it is

also school wasn't delayed and connor was doing some "oWo ThaNks foR the BeSt tiMe AT the DaNce" then i slept and had a weird ass dream about connor.

monday. woke up and the power was still out so i braided my greasy ass hair and put on a greasy ass sweatshirt. also eva bullied me the entire day. examples: 1. mocking connor saying "maDdiE I WiLl aCtuALly Cry IF yOU DoN't sloW daNce WiTh me" 2. telling me about how cringey connor is like i don't already know that 3. putting her arms around my neck like i did to connor and biting her lip

homeroom. will was being weird again but this time summer protected me. eva was talking to leah and sylvia just interrupts to ask "why is maddie dating connor" and eva was like "idk" so i died.

pe. mia chloe and i actually had a good fucking time talking about boys in our grade that are actual dicks but all the girls love. (def blake) so ive been keeping a mental list in my head of boys that are dicks vs boys that are cool. alex was the first on my cool list when he asked if i was actually gonna hit the ball during volley ball. i said no so he was like "ok you want me to hit it if comes near you??" i said "yeah that'd be good" blake on the hand is an absolute sore loser that makes me want to shove my entire foot up his ass.

challenge. lindsay and aaron were hella depressed and eva told me that aaron and lindsay went to the formal together but aaron got mad bc lindsay didn't want to dance. i feel really bad for aaron. if he could find someone that makes him so happy that he would be back to himself that would be so great. but all the girls that seem that they would do that for him fake out (nothing against lindsay. i love u. i honestly can barely handle him when he comes to me after someone breaks him bc hes already so fragile) i remember how he was in 7th grade. always making jokes and having a good time. its so terrible that sometimes when you let someone into ur life all they do so put u down and you don't even realise how bad they made you feel about ur self and how much they manipulated you until you finally get the courage to cut them off. im so glad that aaron told me about this and that i could help him. ik he was going down a dangerous road back then and im glad that this person is gone.

holy shit this post so depressing wtf.

civics. alex kept making jokes about jimmy liking me and i was like "if only u were at the dance u would know" lindsay went home early (u know why)

lunch. jimmy bought us all doritos then told us about how his ex girlfriend tried to break his arm after she saw him dancing with eva.

english. i moved my whole desk behind evas and the teacher didn't even notice then mia drew loss on her evas and my arm with a brown water color pencil that she dipped in her water bottle. cj said he could feel his brain cells commiting suicide when i said "zachary cripplecrumplecucumber"

algebra. i worked with claudia aka hella smart aka hella hot so i actually knew what i was doing today.

after school. jimmy zach will lauren katherine aaron hite and i all stood in a circle and talked:

-lauren: i wonder who's picking me up today. zach: im picking u up today

-jimmy: *jabs me in the stomach*. aaron: aye jimmy don't steal connors girl

*jimmy lauren and zach leave*

-katherine: my height is small. me: my height is long. katherine: just like wills face. *will walks up at that exact moment*

-aaron: *starts talking about katherines ex* katherine: *runs away very fast*

-will and aaron: *bully me for dating a 7th grader* me: *can say some terrible shit about them but keep it inside bc im nice*

*will leaves*

then aaron rants to me about how the formal was just a waste of 7 dollars for him, how blake is gonna cry when eva rejects him, about blake getting very angry when jimmy danced with her, and about how both of us dislike blake and then i bully him for calling my braids pigtails.

yesterday was really weird. i can't explain it but something felt weird. maybe bc of the formal so everyones hyped and shit. maybe. idk.

first i will introduce u to 5 new people:

1. claudia. she was my best friend through elementary school but when middle school came around she started hanging out with the volley girls that i didn't know so i became friemds with eva and katherine and leah. she's still my good friend but shes better friends with eva so usually she will hang out with us.

2. brad. bradley. idfk. he is a 7th grader who is friends with dusty. he commented on one of katherines posts. so eva leah and i harassed him. he is in the same club as mia and i and him and kayden (the next person to introduce) make dolphin noises and stare me sometimes.

3. kayden. he is in 6th grade and evas mom is his english teacher. he could possibly like eva but we don't know bc he is really scary. he said "what do you call a cow in an earthquake" to me and i was like "idk" and he says "gay" so i cry.

4. jaelynn. she is a hella country girl but she is super funny and i love her.

5. marissa. she is bestfriends with jaelynn and we all shoot the english teacher together so its a good time. also she posts on her spam a lot about how many time i piss her off per day

now clubs. kayden and bradley. kept making dolphin noise and it was good. mia got her vitastick so yah yeet.

after spanish. we were walking back to the main part of the school and eva dropped her pencil pouch so i was kicking it across the ground and accidently kicked it right in front of chloe while she was walking. she stepped over it and rolled her eyes. eva picked it up and then almost fell so i laughed. and chloe mocked me yelling "HA HA HA HA THATS SO FUNNY" her back was turned the whole time and i whispered to eva "i swear to god shut the fuck up you fucking retard. i was literally having fun with my friend. not everything's about you u self centered little cunt"

civics. we had a substitute and when i glanced at her for a second i thought it was irvs mom and i cried. we did our assignment and then, in the words of mason the smart aleck, decsended into chaos. things that happened:

-jimmy mia and i ate a whole bag of caramels

-jimmy threw small objects into the pocket of my shirt

-jaelynn had a balloon full of flour with a small hole in it so we all snorted flour.

- the flour balloon got into the hands of paul and it was thrown onto the floor and on people.

-everyone was sliding across the room and many people fell

-josh protected me from pauls flour and retrieved my lunch box for me when jimmy stole it. paul called josh a white knight faggot then i cried.

and the entire time the substitute just sat there. im going to kms bc josh confessed his love to me earlier this year but we were still bros and i don't want that to happen again.

lunch. before anyone else sat down chloe came over to apologize for mocking me bc she thought eva was laughing (lol ok chloe i accept ur apology even though ur only saying that bc if im not ur buD u will have no one to talk to during pe owo) we spilled jimmys switch while trying to steal his chicken. we also convinced jimmy to come to the formal by telling him we'd each bring ten dollars to vote him for king and queen but he insisted he'd bring 40 dollars and vote each of us for queen. then a teacher came over while jimmy was buying us all chips and said "he probably has a crush on all four of you girls" and were like "yeah he buys us a lot of things"

english. claudia had a mental breakdown and started sobbing bc she thought eva was gonna die bc when eva got her physical for track they said she could possibly have a fatal disease so now eva will be track manager if she does have it. also jaelynn took mias vitastick and did a big vape right in front of the teacher. also cj pretended to inject him with heroin. blake was stupid bitch ass whore cunt as per usual. for example when i was trying to mouth something to cj (the back row of the classroom from left to right goes: cj eva blake me and then josh) blake scooted his desk up and said "stop making fun of me" and I yell "im not even looking at eva can you calm down"

algebra. we had to take a survey thing with questions like "do you feel save in your school" " have u ever been physically attacked" so after i did my assignment i sat around and talked with katherine eva and mia. mia tied my shoes to the point where i almost had to cut them. then she put a balled up piece of paper in my pants and said that i had a tumor. eva cried about her job interview and mia katherine and i cried about decorating for the dance.

people who stayed after to decorate: claudia creed katherine leah mia lindsay and alexis. we started off by taking some table from the cafeteria to put in the gym. alexis and me got a table and it almost flipped over going own the ramp and we cried. then we had to put table clothes on them and centerpieces. then we had to decorate then bleachers with stars and shit. then we strung lights from the basketball hoops. i was blowing up balloons with mia and alexis and mia made a scary face so i said "im frightened" and alexis is like "doN't woRry MoSt peOPle SaY ThaT wheN theY TaLk to Me" so then me and mia went upstairs to get yarn to make a balloon arch and i hit the vitastick for the first time. then it was time to leave and i waited until everyone else was picked up until i walked to the brewery. chad was not there yet but there was a hot male with cool vans. soon chad came and i went home.

eva got the job and her airpods arrived so she spent the whole evening flexing on the dose maddi group chat. then i cried bc irv kept saying "OMG SAME" like the white girl he is deep down.

1. more paul blaurt yikes

2. tiddies + gibby = giddies

3. id give anything for gibby to delete my kneecaps

4. that's definitely gibby when he hits spencer with a stop sign

5. homemade meme by eva

6. deep fried by me

7. homemade once again

8. need that😍😍

i couldn't give most of the homemade memes bc one had irvs face and another had some dude at our schools instagram photo of him playing basketball and the ref is looking at his ass so i deep fried it, put lasers on the refs eyes, put a lil embarrassed emoji and an ass emoji then captioned it "wen ref luuks @ ur büm" it was a really good fun time

1. gibby does sexy face and when i gave this to eva she told me he looked like irv and i cried bc its true

2. gibby markiplier?

3. enraged

4. i love nirvana

5. will use this in every situation

6-8. yeah...

9. sexy face part two