Vanjie Andromedon Marvel

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Hey hoes I’m back! I been away from tumblr ‘cause i mean i just cant get over the fact these motherfuckers banned all porn contents. Fuck it, how boring. Anyways im back with new rants, as im more pissed than ever sksksksk.

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let’s get it together for a second, people these days have become so muthafucking sensitive, you can’t say shit and they ready to attack you for you’re expressing your own opinion. the reason why im pissed right now is because of the recent millie bobby brown drama, like i just don’t get it. she basically saw the new netflix shitty series called “you” (which btw these motherfuckers just copied the name of my collection of poems) however, this series is about a stalker who’s obsessed with this girl. so millie wrote on her ig stories that in reality he’s in love with that girl. uhhh caos, now all the people started going nuts after this statement, really crazy. and im over here thinking, do y’all realise she is just a 14 year old girl? like how one can be so stupid not to understand she is a fucking child. i bet all these bitches at the age of 14 were philosophers and scientists, yeah, sure, tragic.

now im not defending millie cause she’s famous or shit, im not even a fan, im doing it cause she’s a young girl afterall. also the ones attacking millie are probably the typical fans of “after” and “50 shades of shit”,

so please, calm down everyone and be less hypocrites.

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obviously i aint gonna talk about the prizes i mean who cares, this is gonna be about the looks and all the juicy things.

first of all, im fucking tired with everyone talking about christian bale who said he was inspired by satan, okay we got it now stop, who gives a shit? tbh he is not the first one who did that, cause aubrey plaza once (jokingly) said it (that FROOT looks familiar).

that were my two cents on that situation.

talking about two cents, oh gosh that lady gaga dress was awful, sorry not sorry. not to mention her hair.

now i didn’t watch all of the carpet pictures, so i dont remember all the looks, but another one i didnt like was troye sivan’s. i mean troye you’re cute and everything, but that suit was fucking hideous, i mean too oversized, you looked like a child in his dad’s clothes…terrible!

another look i didn’t like but it had a certain impact, im talking about cody fern’s, the american horror story actor, despite me not liking the outfit i gotta say that i completely praise cody’s choice to go for a gender bending, genderfluid, queer look (genderqueer pride)!

my absolute favourite was timothee chalamet’s outfit, one word STUNNING.

and that’s it.

now on to the real mothafucking star of the golden globes, the one and only fiji water girl.

no seriously she was amazing, i think that if you are capable of gettin’ all the attention when your standing behind important celebrities, honey you got a power.

this girl is awesome she immediately became a meme, love it.

although she will never replace gabbie hanna’s monsteeeeeeeeer meme, that shit is still fucking funny.

thanks for reading bitches!

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let’s talk about Rupaul’s rigged race all stars 4.

i love rpdr im a huge fan, in a sad world we’re livin’ in, this show is that spark of light we all need.

yeah we need it, but sometimes it drives me fucking nuts, like this season of all stars is doing.

“little disclaimer”: im not that kinda fan, when a queen doesn’t win they go crazy. i like all the queens, and if i aint, i still respect them, unless those who send them threats (i mean seriously)? it’s a fucking show.

having said that, if the producers already decide and know who they wanna crown the winner, i still don’t get why they have to create all these fake situations.

for example when they rig the challenges, even if we will continue to watch the show, sometimes it feels like im being made fun of.

like, it’s cool to make some drama, cause it’s still television, but not the entire show.

i wanna talk about rupaul now, i love him but honestly i’ve had it with his fucking bullshit.

what was the problem with manila’s dress recalling a giant pad, if you don’t know what im talking about go look at her instagram in which she explains everything.

talking about manila, i fucking loved her she seems really nice and has great aesthetics, i remember her being kinda bitchy during season 3 but still having great style, it might be cause season 3 was ages ago, but now she definetely one of my favs.

im almost ending this rant, i just wanna say some mo, naomi fucking smalls! why the fuck does she have so little screen time!?!?

im wondering what the producers were thinking. i noticed even after episode 4 that she appears so much less compared to her sisters.

please give that bitch more screen time.

and i still think that episode four, naomi was robbed, cause the winner were clearly manila and her.

sue me.

xx V.A.M

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