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Do i see something through the fog that are my glasses thanks to the rain and the warmth of the bus? Absolutely not but I can try to look like i do

#shitpost #stuff #Perso

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raccoonmilf

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

raccoonmilf

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

raccoonmilf

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

raccoonmilf

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

raccoonmilf

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

fipindustries

#shitpost #sooo many plot twists

bodhrancomedy

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

the-davest-of-uncles

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

grace-in-the-wilderness

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

-- G. K. Chesterton

#stuff

fellshish

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

romanitas

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

#shitpost #goncharov

dailycatsblog

#shitpost #cats

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omgthatdress

ily, menswear guy

ravendognerd

This is fascinating

#art #history facts #fashion

timcurrysbooty

carlottagiudicellivevo

takiki16

NO FEAR. The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

saint-batrick

alder-knight

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

#shitpost

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

1300-1400 clothing of Lower Empire

ardentblue-deactivated20210416

The Byzantine Empire, that is.

amarantines

Oh FUCK

kateelliottsff

My eyes have just fallen out of my head because of this gorgeous fabric.

robinlafevers

Because one can never get enough visuals of medieval clothing …

#art #fashion

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batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

#shitpost

animentality

#wholesome #imo #fuck capitalism

shamebats

totally-cis-offical

I do tons of alarms but to the point that I began having mild auditory hallucinations of an alarm going off in the other room. And I didn’t stop using alarms but after a while I reduced it a little bit. I cannot recommend my method

All the other ones are probably good though idk

#useful #mental health help

Is that the weather report?

synekdokee

*sighs*

Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

explorersaremadeofhope

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

valkyrien

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

notcuddles

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

ineptshieldmaid

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

maratini-deactivated20231027

#how am I supposed to feel like it’s christmas time when there aren’t any lesbians outside at all

aprilslady-deactivated20181029

Every year they promise us a lesbian Christmas and every year we have the straightest Christmas ever and then in January we get loads of lesbians. Why can’t we just have a lesbian Christmas???!?

solarboyaaron

I’ll never be free from the torture of this post every year it comes back and I’m never able to have a nice notification section during this time of year my life is a living hell

muffinlance

Maybe you should go out and touch lesbians

#shitpost #LGBT #lesbian

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solarboyaaron

anglepoiselamp

Is that the weather report?

synekdokee

*sighs*

Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

explorersaremadeofhope

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

valkyrien

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

notcuddles

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

ineptshieldmaid

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

maratini-deactivated20231027

#how am I supposed to feel like it’s christmas time when there aren’t any lesbians outside at all

aprilslady-deactivated20181029

Every year they promise us a lesbian Christmas and every year we have the straightest Christmas ever and then in January we get loads of lesbians. Why can’t we just have a lesbian Christmas???!?

solarboyaaron

I’ll never be free from the torture of this post every year it comes back and I’m never able to have a nice notification section during this time of year my life is a living hell

muffinlance

Maybe you should go out and touch lesbians

#shitpost #LGBT #lesbian

monkeyislandtwo

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

legendaryvermin

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

marlynnofmany

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

#shitpost #but also #useful

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