List of stupid shit Gackt has done
Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut
Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo
“Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television
Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway.
Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons
Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly
Ends every sentence with “anyway”
Released a strippable body pillow of himself
"Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“
Got the word "poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages
Screams when scared by video games
Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it
Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV
Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits
Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”
Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing
"cream puff pastries are kind of sexy"
Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”
Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up
Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home
Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies
Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.
Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage
Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”
Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway
Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”
"No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“
Wears tiny colorful socks constantly
Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks
Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong
Bought an entire mountain as an "impulse buy"
Ate several dog treats before realizing what they were
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