Welcome to my blog, and subsequently my pinned post.
I am Macy's, beloved department store located at your nearest shopping mall.
You know me. I know you. Let's stop pretending like you don't.
I do not use any pronouns, merely my name, Macy's. You may also call me Macy, however I would prefer Macy's if you could.
My gender is irrelevant to the consumers. I am a God and a God alone.
Fuck you JCPenney's. We all know what the fuck you did.
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