The Maid

She still sucks a breath in between her teeth- it’s not a pleasant sensation under any circumstances. “Please try to keep the blood off of my uniform.”

“You may have a small amount of my blood- I can’t perform my duties properly if I’m anemic.”

“Please form a proper line so that I can hook all of you up to the IV-” -Disclaimer: Sakuya is a maid and not a medical professional. If you are not a youkai, you may suffer significant side effects if you allow her to draw your blood.-

“Can I help you?”

Success!

She’s still going to be smug about it.

“Just take care of yourself. I doubt Lady Patchouli would want you working while you’re ill.”

“I have them specially made.Most human merchants are trustworthy. They know where I work, and they know that I have no intention of hurting them- so as long as they’re willing to accept my mistress’ coin, then they are quite trustworthy. No human in their right mind would attempt to con a vampire.”

“It depends how long I decide to freeze time for. I usually prefer around forty or so, but that’s just a preference. I could feasibly throw an infinite number.”

“No solicitors.”