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Was sagt es eigentlich aus, dass die Frauen bei Rot und die Männer bei Grün sind. Much to think about.

planning a trip to europe from a city with practically no transport is crazy. i open up a map of the munich metro system and staring back at me is a biblically accurate angel if it were a map of a metro system

As a German it's just normal everyday stuff. The Paris system does look a bit overwhelming even to me though 😂.

München! München mentioned! Minga!

i thought eurovision was for the gays, not radio enjoyers

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Bewerbungsphase kommt mal ran

Honestly with some distance i think I'd say german teenagers were onto something when they used "hobbyless" as the default insult in the early 2010s

I know I’ve been thinking in English for years and exclusively write in English and have sold my soul to the English language because it fucks, actually, but German remains the superior language for memes. No English phrase can match the sheer hilarity of saying even something as simple as “Läuft bei dir.” The best form of humour is just pronouncing common words in a weird tone/accent that really underlines how fucking funny that word is in the first place. Making up compound words that get exponentially more ridiculous is an art. Comedy peaked at “Sweet, ein Bausparvertrag” and no translation could capture the innate comicality the German language alone adds to this statement.