The people running after him makes it funnier

He looks so happy

The whole post, blessed.

Lol

IT’S HIS NOW :D

I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations

Its me outside. U want some muffins

What kind?

Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut

Bananas can nut?

You know what ill keep my muffins

Leave her alone

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

if superman doesnt re appear on justice league like metro man did then im not interested… like diana n bruce go to his apartment to find info n hes just there chilling on his pjs like “i just needed a break my dudes.. now im a country singer wanna hear some of my tunes”

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

ur fucking right we do

ooooh daddy i’m squishy for healies

you are excommunicated from the brotherhood of tanks

guess where the boys are

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free