*sinister banjo music*

hinata hinta hntai hentai

Sword is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but sheaths smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of [idfk what to put here i want to die] down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with [oh no] all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your sword….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

Sword is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that,

you know those snobs that taste wine? sommeliers? that’s me but with swords. i try them out and then spit them into a bucket. i’m a sword sommelier

the cat in the hat movie was a cinematic masterpiece and i will not stand for any kind of slander against it

siegbert is the new kuzuryuu

all this talk about tyler oakley just reminds me of that time i got in drama with the tyler oakley fandom for calling his hair ugly and it got so out of hand that he sent me an ask himself

a tactician! I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

a sol katti! I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

it’s mother’s day. if you need me, i’ll be at the graveyard.