MEOW

No, really, I can appreciate creativity, but I can rarely produce it myself.

Everyone's creative in their own way. And if splattering paint is considered art, you surely have nothing to lose.

Well.. it’s Cinco de Mayo. And you know what that means.

The feast of the celebration of mayonnaise?

Oh but I’m really not the best when it comes to anything creative.

Of course you are! I can see it in your eyes!

Well first you have to teach me your ways!

Don't worry, it's not hard at all!

Is that true? I mean, I guess here in Maine everyone definitely love boats. I’ll start making them when there’s no customers to pass the time.

Exactly. We all love boats here. You should make them in all kinds of different colors and sizes!

Although maybe you shouldn’t, because I’d just cover the store in boats everywhere.

Maybe you should. Everyone loves boats.

Paper boats are slightly more useful in my opinion. Can you teach me how?

Oh, yes, of course!

I think I ate too much waffles…

There is no such thing!

Could you imagine if toddlers read essays? I wonder what they’d think of them.

I think they'd like them for chewing purposes. Though I'd teach them how to fold the pages into little boats.