all you really need in life are cheetahs

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

Domestic pigeon (Columba livia domestica)

thinking about how harrow called gideon “the greatest cavalier the ninth has ever produced” and like…. that just sounds like a topic of debate for harrow and ortus to bicker over. like i can just imagine harrow writing a 200 page overly personal counterargument to the noniad. gideon vs nonius is their messi vs ronaldo

literally said out loud to myself 'i need to do something to calm down and regulate my nervous system' and then opened tumblr.com. like a guy in a horror movie going to check out the scary sound in the basement.