Shit my friends and I said during D&D - an ask meme
“YOU SET MY CORPSE ON FIRE TWICE!”
“Please turn off the lights”
“how many funeral pyres can you make?”
“You can’t have a viking funeral while nude”
“hey don’t leave my corpse, take me to hell with you”
“Where do I fit my triceratops on this bike”
“is there water for me to jump and hide in”
“I stick my leggy up high”
“May I roll to shoot you”
“I don’t think these disguises are going to do much when you’re still a giant wolf but let’s try anyways”
“You take one fire damage for trying to take the bonfire with you, what the fuck”
“We tie her up….NO DON’T YOU DARE MAKE A KINKY JOKE” “FUCK”
“Wait no tell me the kinky joke”
“I’m the cultist’s pet dog”
“What else do you wanna do on your turn” “I’ll flip em the bird”
“You can’t, your hands are bound. Thank god”
“I just killed 5 people with gay”
“Oh my god, just shoot him in the neck”
“You have all won a trip to the premiere of the English edition of Fate/Stay Night’s VN”
“UNTIE ME SO I CAN SHOOT HIM WITH THE SHOTGUN”
“I’m going to haunt the nearest mcdonalds”
“What if I tape their corpses back together with ducktape?” “You are no longer our medic.”
“I stick the corpses in my shopping cart and run away”
“I’m going to give the trashcan a viking funeral.”
“I keep getting burnt cuz i’m too hot”