you snorted coke off my tits and fucked me in the bathroom at a party last weekend and here I am … sitting in the front row of your classroom on the first day of your course …

"Please don't cum in me, I'm not on birth control" is a phrase that will get you forcibly bred

okay but give me a plot where muse a is in a loveless marriage and has been for over a year. he’s well aware that his wife is having an affair with multiple lovers ( she’s not at all trying to hide it) but stays with her thinking that it’s the right thing to do for their kid. enter muse b, the babysitter who’s been taking care of muse a’s son or daughter for several months when he’s working late. she’s the biggest motherly figure in that child’s life as his real mother is never home & doesn’t make an effort to be a prominent part of his upbringing. there’s always been insane chemistry between muse a & muse b but it’s never gone past longing looks & lingering touches. it’s not until the night of muse a’s wedding anniversary that the tension boils over when he comes back home without his wife. they’d gotten into an argument over something stupid and she insisted to stay at a friend’s place until tomorrow and muse b can’t help but finally ask him why he stays with her. he explains the reason and she’s there to comfort him and eventually they finally kiss for the first time. muse a is so touch-starved to care that they shouldn’t be doing this and it feels so fucking right. they fall in bed together and the plot follows them going forward. maybe they start dating in secret while he tries to figure out how to end things with his wife. maybe muse b starts having insecurities on if he’ll actually leave her or worries about what people will say when they go public with their relationship. just gimme angst and fluff! 

At first I was like "fuck me infront of your friends" as...as a joke...but I don't think it's a joke anymore...

A sub being fucked in a public restroom, trying to muffle their moans and whimpers, yet they’re still being too loud, so the dom shoves their fingers into the subs mouth and fucks into them harder whenever they hear someone come in, so it makes it difficult for the sub to control themselves, “do you want everyone to hear you? You’re such a dirty little whore, now keep quiet.”

wow! youre so much bigger and stronger than me! i sure hope you dont take advantage of how easily you could overpower me and selfishly use me for your own pleasure >_<

so apparently i’ve been shadowbanned ?? sorry to everyone i’ve been trying to talk to but i’m kind of stuck right now :(