Jenny ⭐️

Mr. Jordan?? Excuse YOU?? This is a banger! Holy fucking shit. I don’t even know where I should start with screaming about that song!

A very messy kind of interpretation of that incredible song under the cut.

inspired by the latest chapter of the wonderful AU „The thrill and the dark, of the hunt and your eyes“ by @sizzlingsheepcheesecake on ao3!

Your stories never fail to impress me!!! 👉🏻👈🏻

alternative (with bisexuell flag) Version under the cut

I was tempted to draw it 💋

(Let's make sex money)

Seksi-Maunoi koko kööri Keikkamyyjä mun sutenööri Lelulaatikost tilpehöörit Kieli taittuu, skördi-fördi Poolopaita, housut, lippalakki tai nahkatakki Kaikki ne tippuu keikan aikana Se kyl jos mikä on varma nakki

Na-na-naku naku na-na-nakuna Koko perheen Käärijästä koko perheen krapula Pappa itkee, lapset kiljuu Mummo huutaa apua Ja terapeutin tilinauha kiittää

Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitään muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla (x2)

Yeah, ah Täl alal ei sua kukaan huomaa Jos et osaa myydä ittees kukaa ei sua kuolaa Ah, jos pöytään pitää saada ruokaa Ei pelkkä vilahdus pyllyposkist oo kovin luovaa Siks tulin tänne

Na-na-naku naku na-na-nakuna Tää on tositarina, ei mitään iltasatua Pappa itkee, lapset kiljuu Mummo huutaa apua Ja terapeutin turbovolvo kiiltää

Mä aloin myymään seksii ku seksi myy Ku en mitään muutakaan keksiny Hypin rahasta pelti paljaana Kato parasta ei saa halvalla (x2)

(Make some noise!)

Sex=money Seksi on rahaa (x3)

Teen Onlyfans bägii Koko Suomen daddy Isompi ku He-Mäni isompi ku Danny Kadulla on kuumaa ne huutaa mua hätiin Kadulla on puuma mut mulla on jo täti (2x)

[chorus]

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(Let's make sex money)

The whole crew is full of sex-Maunos The gig seller is my pimp Accessories from the toy box Language skills, skördi-fördi Polo shirt, pants, cap or leather jacket Everything will drop during the gig That if anything is a sure thing

Nude nude nude nude nude From whole family's Käärijä to whole family's hangover Grandpa is crying, kids are screaming Grandma is calling out for help And the therapist's pay slip is thankful

I started to sell sex because sex sells Since I couldn't come up with anything else I jump around bare-chested for money You see, cannot get the best for cheap (x2)

Yeah, ah In this field of work nobody will notice you If you can't sell yourself nobody will drool after you Ah, if you need food on the table Just a glimpse of buttcheeks is not very creative That's why I came here

Nude nude nude nude nude This is a true story, not some bedtime story From whole family's Käärijä to whole family's hangover Grandpa is crying, kids are screaming Grandma is calling out for help And the therapist's turbo Volvo is shining

I started to sell sex because sex sells Since I couldn't come up with anything else I jump around bare-chested for money You see, cannot get the best for cheap (x2)

(Make some noise!)

Sex=money Sex is money (x3)

I'm making Onlyfans bag Whole Finland's daddy Bigger than He-Man bigger than Danny It's hot on the street they call out for my help There's a cougar on the street but I already have an aunt (x2)

[chorus]