why did my dad leave me

i don’t know who needs to know this but the master’s disney+ account username is “MasterOfMasters1234” and his password is “Frozen2013” and he’s got the highest subscription tier

GROUNDED 1300 YEARS IM TAKING THE EYE BACK

if you can catch me nananabooboo

potential vessels be like I GOT MY WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no u don’t, the luxu are coming

i know it’s a compliment but whenever an older adult calls me an ‘old soul’ i always start panicking that they’ve figured out that this is the fourth body i’ve stolen as a vessel to sustain my undying spirit on this earth

i’m gonna front with you guys. the bodysnatching economy is not what it used to be. does anyone want to volunteer to be my next vessel? i’ll do whatever you want with your heart afterward if you have a specific request. please reply to this post if interested. thanks

it can be weird if you want. but it doesn’t have to be. but it can be btw

You people love vampires so much but groan about how it gets dark so early now. Think about how w- they feel for a change

You cannot convince me that Luxu just hung out for several hundred years and didn't accidentally spawn a whole bunch of folklore/cryptid-esque reputation. There's a world out there where it's considered an ill omen to name your child anything starting with br-, lest they be taken by The Man With No Face. I bet there's a world out there where he's a stock character in the comedia del arte.

the changeling rumor of 1715 from when i had to bodyhop three times in one month in the same small neighborhood was my favorite for sure

times are tough. the economy is in shambles

as an introvert it takes me a lot to tell someone to kill themselves

should i go to paris too or stay here cuz i’m worried the moment i leave scala ad caelum the plot will finally happen without me but i have to wonder if they changed the filming location and didn’t tell me plus i would really like some macarons

well! i’m packing my bags. does anyone want anything while i’m there