21h
Stop using passive language!
instead of saying 'sorry', say, 'this is my design'
instead of saying 'excuse me', say, 'it isn't very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living'
instead of saying 'I don't wish to talk about this', say, 'you won't like me when I'm psychoanalysed'
instead of saying 'please', say, 'I'll say pretty please'
instead of saying 'it's complicated', say, 'he left me with a smile' and then show them your enormous disembowelment scar, you fucking weirdo
