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@luvrvee
do you think weāll be in love forever?
š reverie āveeā sirounian. she/her. maxton hall alum. ceo of sirounian jewelers. enjoyer of vacations and romance novels.
š @bingazer @gnolaheart @lililovesmor @sitting-in-a-library @isaidimbatman @jbeaufort
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Would you like to team up to hate on an unsuspecting but deserving blond? His name starts with K and ends with itt.
- @luvrvee
I'm always down to hate on blondes.
Perfect! Letās tag him here and we can start.
@kitt-azer your hair makes your forehead look big.
@kitt-azer you look like a duck with that jacket
Wait ducks are cute why are you comparing him to a duck
No like an ugly grown one
Grown ducks are also cute. We can't be friends if you're slandering ducks. That's not cool.
Sorry Iām not a bird person but Iāll tone it down.
@kitt-azer Youāre a bitch
Thank you.
@kitt-azer you look like a kookaburra
@kitt-azer Youāre wet socks personified
Would you like to team up to hate on an unsuspecting but deserving blond? His name starts with K and ends with itt.
- @luvrvee
I'm always down to hate on blondes.
Perfect! Letās tag him here and we can start.
@kitt-azer your hair makes your forehead look big.
@kitt-azer you look like a duck with that jacket
Wait ducks are cute why are you comparing him to a duck
No like an ugly grown one
Do you two value your lives?
Slightly but I value bullying kitt more
Would you like to team up to hate on an unsuspecting but deserving blond? His name starts with K and ends with itt.
- @luvrvee
I'm always down to hate on blondes.
Perfect! Letās tag him here and we can start.
@kitt-azer your hair makes your forehead look big.
@kitt-azer you look like a duck with that jacket
Wait ducks are cute why are you comparing him to a duck
No like an ugly grown one
Grown ducks are also cute. We can't be friends if you're slandering ducks. That's not cool.
Sorry Iām not a bird person but Iāll tone it down.
@kitt-azer Youāre a bitch
I hope you know you and K*tt ruined cookies for me.
- @luvrvee
What? What are you doing here?
I was planning on getting a nice box of pastries, including cookies, and then I see you two and now I canāt even look at them the same anymore!
ā¦Ok. I donāt see why you feel the need to censor my husbandās name.
Heās a fuckass š
A what? No, I think youāre getting him confused with his brother.
No, that one takes it up the ass. Your husband is more of a bitchass I guess.
What has he ever done to you?
He pisses me off and once again ruined cookies for me. Do you know how much I used to love chocolate chip cookies? I havenāt been able to eat them without remembering the unspeakable because of him.
Iām not sure if I want to know what you mean by that. Are you alright? You seem like you have a lot on your mind.
You really really donāt want to know. As for alright of course Iām alright! Why wouldnāt I be? Just because my long time enemy/person I tolerate keeps calling me sweetheart doesnāt mean Iām not alrightā¦
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Would you like to team up to hate on an unsuspecting but deserving blond? His name starts with K and ends with itt.
- @luvrvee
I'm always down to hate on blondes.
Perfect! Letās tag him here and we can start.
@kitt-azer your hair makes your forehead look big.
@kitt-azer you look like a duck with that jacket
Wait ducks are cute why are you comparing him to a duck
No like an ugly grown one
Would you like to team up to hate on an unsuspecting but deserving blond? His name starts with K and ends with itt.
- @luvrvee
I'm always down to hate on blondes.
Perfect! Letās tag him here and we can start.
@kitt-azer your hair makes your forehead look big.
@kitt-azer you look like a duck with that jacket
I hope you know you and K*tt ruined cookies for me.
- @luvrvee
What? What are you doing here?
I was planning on getting a nice box of pastries, including cookies, and then I see you two and now I canāt even look at them the same anymore!
ā¦Ok. I donāt see why you feel the need to censor my husbandās name.
Heās a fuckass š
A what? No, I think youāre getting him confused with his brother.
No, that one takes it up the ass. Your husband is more of a bitchass I guess.
What has he ever done to you?
He pisses me off and once again ruined cookies for me. Do you know how much I used to love chocolate chip cookies? I havenāt been able to eat them without remembering the unspeakable because of him.
Would you like to team up to hate on an unsuspecting but deserving blond? His name starts with K and ends with itt.
- @luvrvee
I'm always down to hate on blondes.
Perfect! Letās tag him here and we can start.
I hope you know you and K*tt ruined cookies for me.
- @luvrvee
What? What are you doing here?
I was planning on getting a nice box of pastries, including cookies, and then I see you two and now I canāt even look at them the same anymore!
ā¦Ok. I donāt see why you feel the need to censor my husbandās name.
Heās a fuckass š
A what? No, I think youāre getting him confused with his brother.
No, that one takes it up the ass. Your husband is more of a bitchass I guess.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Hi James. I know youāre probably sooo busy partying and everything but if you have time to be a decent person could you just mail over the key to your house in Greece? Mine is still in renovation or else I wouldnāt be asking you.
Reverieā¦? Iām actually in Rome right now for a Beaufort event, so Iām working for your information. Why so rude all of a sudden?
Hm. I donāt know if I should after the way you just asked me. Care to throw a please in there, sweetheart?
Iām not being rude. This is how we always are.
Are we really doing this now? Youāre not even in the mansion, just give me the damn keys!
Correction: How we used to be. I really thought we were friends. Iām hurt, sweetheart.
And no. Of course if you donāt want to say it I could just ask for something elseā¦
Friends? Me and you? Ha! As if, Beaufort. Weāre tolerant of each other on a good day. Also stop with the pet names!
Fine! Iām not desperate or anything I can just ask someone else. Perhaps Cyril will be availableā¦WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING ELSE
Really now, sweetheart? I donāt think Iāll be stopping, I like seeing you flustered.
No, thereās no need for that. My house is much bigger anywaysā¦here, Iāll have someone bring you the keys right now. Thereās absolutely nothing reason to ask anyone else.
Whoās flustered now, honey? But Iām glad we worked this out. Iāll need the house for about a week or so.
just kiss already omggg
WHAT.
what?? you two sound very much in love! š„°
NONOONONONONO WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT????? I DO NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL! LET ALONE LOVE HIM
hey hey itās okay to like asshole sometimes
You CANNOT be talking šš also i donāt like him what did i do to make you think that just so i can never do it again also why would you think he likes me for scientific reasons ofc
well bc if you banter a lot with someone, youāre probably a lil in love with them š
and you two banter all the time!
itās not banter iām just bullying himā¦
same same š„°
wdym by that exactlyā¦
I hope you know you and K*tt ruined cookies for me.
- @luvrvee
What? What are you doing here?
I was planning on getting a nice box of pastries, including cookies, and then I see you two and now I canāt even look at them the same anymore!
ā¦Ok. I donāt see why you feel the need to censor my husbandās name.
Heās a fuckass š
Hi James. I know youāre probably sooo busy partying and everything but if you have time to be a decent person could you just mail over the key to your house in Greece? Mine is still in renovation or else I wouldnāt be asking you.
Reverieā¦? Iām actually in Rome right now for a Beaufort event, so Iām working for your information. Why so rude all of a sudden?
Hm. I donāt know if I should after the way you just asked me. Care to throw a please in there, sweetheart?
Iām not being rude. This is how we always are.
Are we really doing this now? Youāre not even in the mansion, just give me the damn keys!
Correction: How we used to be. I really thought we were friends. Iām hurt, sweetheart.
And no. Of course if you donāt want to say it I could just ask for something elseā¦
Friends? Me and you? Ha! As if, Beaufort. Weāre tolerant of each other on a good day. Also stop with the pet names!
Fine! Iām not desperate or anything I can just ask someone else. Perhaps Cyril will be availableā¦WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING ELSE
Really now, sweetheart? I donāt think Iāll be stopping, I like seeing you flustered.
No, thereās no need for that. My house is much bigger anywaysā¦here, Iāll have someone bring you the keys right now. Thereās absolutely nothing reason to ask anyone else.
Whoās flustered now, honey? But Iām glad we worked this out. Iāll need the house for about a week or so.
just kiss already omggg
WHAT.
what?? you two sound very much in love! š„°
NONOONONONONO WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT????? I DO NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL! LET ALONE LOVE HIM
hey hey itās okay to like asshole sometimes
You CANNOT be talking šš also i donāt like him what did i do to make you think that just so i can never do it again also why would you think he likes me for scientific reasons ofc
well bc if you banter a lot with someone, youāre probably a lil in love with them š
and you two banter all the time!
itās not banter iām just bullying himā¦
Hi James. I know youāre probably sooo busy partying and everything but if you have time to be a decent person could you just mail over the key to your house in Greece? Mine is still in renovation or else I wouldnāt be asking you.
Reverieā¦? Iām actually in Rome right now for a Beaufort event, so Iām working for your information. Why so rude all of a sudden?
Hm. I donāt know if I should after the way you just asked me. Care to throw a please in there, sweetheart?
Iām not being rude. This is how we always are.
Are we really doing this now? Youāre not even in the mansion, just give me the damn keys!
Correction: How we used to be. I really thought we were friends. Iām hurt, sweetheart.
And no. Of course if you donāt want to say it I could just ask for something elseā¦
Friends? Me and you? Ha! As if, Beaufort. Weāre tolerant of each other on a good day. Also stop with the pet names!
Fine! Iām not desperate or anything I can just ask someone else. Perhaps Cyril will be availableā¦WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING ELSE
Really now, sweetheart? I donāt think Iāll be stopping, I like seeing you flustered.
No, thereās no need for that. My house is much bigger anywaysā¦here, Iāll have someone bring you the keys right now. Thereās absolutely nothing reason to ask anyone else.
Whoās flustered now, honey? But Iām glad we worked this out. Iāll need the house for about a week or so.
just kiss already omggg
WHAT.
what?? you two sound very much in love! š„°
NONOONONONONO WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT????? I DO NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL! LET ALONE LOVE HIM
hey hey itās okay to like asshole sometimes
You CANNOT be talking šš also i donāt like him what did i do to make you think that just so i can never do it again also why would you think he likes me for scientific reasons ofc
Hi James. I know youāre probably sooo busy partying and everything but if you have time to be a decent person could you just mail over the key to your house in Greece? Mine is still in renovation or else I wouldnāt be asking you.
Reverieā¦? Iām actually in Rome right now for a Beaufort event, so Iām working for your information. Why so rude all of a sudden?
Hm. I donāt know if I should after the way you just asked me. Care to throw a please in there, sweetheart?
Iām not being rude. This is how we always are.
Are we really doing this now? Youāre not even in the mansion, just give me the damn keys!
Correction: How we used to be. I really thought we were friends. Iām hurt, sweetheart.
And no. Of course if you donāt want to say it I could just ask for something elseā¦
Friends? Me and you? Ha! As if, Beaufort. Weāre tolerant of each other on a good day. Also stop with the pet names!
Fine! Iām not desperate or anything I can just ask someone else. Perhaps Cyril will be availableā¦WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING ELSE
Really now, sweetheart? I donāt think Iāll be stopping, I like seeing you flustered.
No, thereās no need for that. My house is much bigger anywaysā¦here, Iāll have someone bring you the keys right now. Thereās absolutely nothing reason to ask anyone else.
Whoās flustered now, honey? But Iām glad we worked this out. Iāll need the house for about a week or so.
just kiss already omggg
WHAT.
what?? you two sound very much in love! š„°
NONOONONONONO WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT????? I DO NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL! LET ALONE LOVE HIM
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ā¢ No registration required ā¢ HD streaming
I hope you know you and K*tt ruined cookies for me.
- @luvrvee
What? What are you doing here?
I was planning on getting a nice box of pastries, including cookies, and then I see you two and now I canāt even look at them the same anymore!
Hi James. I know youāre probably sooo busy partying and everything but if you have time to be a decent person could you just mail over the key to your house in Greece? Mine is still in renovation or else I wouldnāt be asking you.
Reverieā¦? Iām actually in Rome right now for a Beaufort event, so Iām working for your information. Why so rude all of a sudden?
Hm. I donāt know if I should after the way you just asked me. Care to throw a please in there, sweetheart?
Iām not being rude. This is how we always are.
Are we really doing this now? Youāre not even in the mansion, just give me the damn keys!
Correction: How we used to be. I really thought we were friends. Iām hurt, sweetheart.
And no. Of course if you donāt want to say it I could just ask for something elseā¦
Friends? Me and you? Ha! As if, Beaufort. Weāre tolerant of each other on a good day. Also stop with the pet names!
Fine! Iām not desperate or anything I can just ask someone else. Perhaps Cyril will be availableā¦WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING ELSE
Really now, sweetheart? I donāt think Iāll be stopping, I like seeing you flustered.
No, thereās no need for that. My house is much bigger anywaysā¦here, Iāll have someone bring you the keys right now. Thereās absolutely nothing reason to ask anyone else.
Whoās flustered now, honey? But Iām glad we worked this out. Iāll need the house for about a week or so.
just kiss already omggg
WHAT.
