luvr girl

they’re chocolate eggs 4 a reason.

when startled he can levitate and point his Hole and launch them like a grenade launched. they can reach mach15… they can sometimes even level buildings …

ONE WEEK RELATIONSHIP — gojo x fem!reader x sukuna

#pegging (almost) #loser gojo

— xxxxx

satoru GOJO was ready.

thights spread as much as hebcould. knees planted firmly on the mattress. hands clasped. face hidden. he was ready. he was in love.

"can i put it in now" y/n asked, perched on the bed, HUGE unicorn themed strap on clinging to her still clothed hips.

"y-y-yes" gojo mumbled, a small tear already making its way down his rosy cheek

"are you gonna be a good boy then"

gojo whimpers, ass clenching around nothing 

"ple-please" he begs, respectfully "just do it"

y/n smiled,, Hands comin up to knead his pale, milky white ass cheeks 

"your already begging, such a slut" Y/N chuckles darkly, hips pushing forward a lil to meet with the puckered hole

"'m your slut baby, i jus love you s'much" 

GOJOS biiiiig blue eyes were rolling back on his head, anticipation rolling thru his body with shivers

just as the tip of the ENORMOUS dildo breached his tight little hole and a loud moan tore out of his chest, y/n paused picking up her phone while gojo mewled desperately, hips trying to push back

"O M G kunaaa baby" she cheerfully answered the call, Gojo stopping his movin to try and hear just who was this 'kuna' who was callin his girlfriend mid-peg

"where you at" a distinctively MALE voice grumbled thru the phone, and gojo turned his head just in time to watch y/n eyes sparkle to life

"just hanging around, not doing anything important" she hummed sweetly, twirling a strand of her hair while Gojos jaw DROPPED "d'ya want me to come over?" 

"yeah" a pause "i cant wait to be inside your tight cunt"

her whole body shivered, in turn making GOJO shiver from the dildo hanging from his ass, nevermind that his heart was breaking rn in real time

what do you mean 'tight cunt'???? thats his girlfriend!!!! and he has barely even kissed her!!!!!

"yES, ill be right there babeeyyy" she squealed, heart eyes on her face

"kay" the line dropped, and gojos ice blue beautiful eyes (if he says so himself) were almost dropping from his head, fractures in hist heart growin with every giggle that left her soft pink plushy lips

"h-hey" he croaked, making the girl look at him wiith innocent big dewy? eyes "who was it"

she perked up at the question "oh! that's kuna, my boyfriend!" she giggled again, her hands coming up to her rosy cheeks

"wait what, what do you mean boyfriend" he tried to turn, still being careful not to dislodge the dildo up his ass " i thought i was your boyfriend"

"LMAO no gojo" she laughed, undoing the clasp on the strap on, which he clenched around so it wouldn't drop, a whine leaving his bitten lips

"besisdes, you only like taking it up the ass" she shrugged, givin him a little wave and shouldering her purse as she left the room

GOJO finally collapsed on the bed, mind fucked and hole definitely unfucked, heart breaking over the love of his life who apparently had a boyfriend all this time.

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# workplace quickie with nanami senpai!

boss!nanami x reader (REALLY JUICY LEMON 18+ ONLY PROCEED WITH CAUTION) (LEMON NOT LIME!)

babyboo basement incident

#sukugo5 everrr

sukuna has a basement.

this is already bad news.

gojo satori wakes up on a couch that smells like dust and evil intentions and immediately goes

“oh so we’re kidnapping now? slay.”

sukuna is standing there with a phone, ring light, AND a folded red nike tech tracksuit like he’s abt to do a sponsored haul.

“u want out,” sukuna says. peaceful. “ dance monkey dance

“i don’t dance.”

sukuna hits play.

she gon call me babyboo 🗣️🗣️🗣️

gojo’s face drains of color.

“…NO. not THAT sound.”

“yes that sound.”

sukuna shoves the phone in his face. it’s tiktok. it’s selene2trim. it’s the SAME video looped like 47 times in supar high speed gif

“watch,” sukuna says. “study. take notes.”

gojo watches. arms crossed. seething.

selene hits the bounce. the little knee thing. the hand flick. the LOOK at the camera. SH GON CALL ME BAY BOO

gojo squints. “why she kinda eating.”

“FOCUS.”

sukuna tosses him the nike tech.

“put. it. on.”

cut to gojo in a full RED nike tech tracksuit. zipped all the way up. hair tied back like the queen selene2trim herself

the ring light TURNS ON BY ITSELF.

“okay first move,” sukuna says, sitting on a folding chair like a disappointed dance mom. “u late every time.”

the song starts again. "DWEEK THOSE HIPS BOY"

she gon call me babyboo—

gojo moves.

badly.

too much shoulder. not enough bounce. his legs are doing their own side quest there's no rhythm no umph

“why r ur arms so aggressive,” sukuna yells. "selene would be so dispaoitned"

“I DONT KNOW THE VIBE.”

gojo messes up. stops. rewinds the selene video. watches again. nods.

“…okay i see it.”

he tries again.

it’s WORSE somehow.

sukuna is losing it. crying. recording. zooming in.

“LOOK AT UR FEET 😭😭” uglah ass feets

one hour later gojo is sweating. hair frizzed. nike tech clinging for dear life. trauma bonded to the beat

he finally hits it.

perfect bounce. perfect dwerk perfect hand flick. the LOOK.

silence.

sukuna stands slowly.

“…do it again.”

“NO.”

sukuna uploads the video anyway. caption:

forced my man to learn babyboo 🤞 he fought it but the selene won

2.8M likes. comments full of:

why he kinda ate

free him

drop the workout routine

selene notice him pls

gojo screams from the basement.

sukuna turns the volume up.

she gon call me babyboo—

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COMMET 4 more!! this was a special request for a VERY SPECIAL GIRL!! @st4rlightisa

# — satoru goes to the dr for a check up & leaves with more than he bargained for.

#sukugo #doctor x paitebt #paying with his body

gojo satoru really needed to go to the dcotor…. but not because he wasSICK or something was wrong … no because he thinks his doctor is hot as fuuuuuuck

his doctor is 8 foot 9 and built like a log cabin with sexy squiggles on his arms and face

so gojo makes up a super super fake emergency to be seen AS SOON AS POSSIBLE !!!

gojo to his dr office: hi… i need to be seen TODAY!!! like NOW!!! i am BLeeding from my butthole and have been for DAYS!!!

secretary : uh… sure this sound serious you should go to the er…

gojo: i am SATORU GOJO! i need to see MY doctor! immediately!

secretary: uh’zzz okay… we have an opening at 3:42pm…

gojo: PERFECT! thx

so now gojo sits on the doctor bed in his ugly itchy scratchy open backed gown. the color makes his skin look like he’s got jandiss.

he’s been waiting for what feels like HOURS (3mins) for his doctor…. whn finally there’s a knock and he yells “COME IN!!

the door opens and

doctor sukuna enters, smacking his tall head against the doorframe. he taps his clipboard and glowers at it, slamming the door shut behind himself.

“it says you are…. bleeding from your butt. you should be in th Er”

gojo kicks his feet and giggles “actually it stopped but i was hopping we could run tests and make sure everything is fine!”

sukuna stares

“it stopped”

“yep!! hehe”

“ok i will need to perform a few tests….” he turns around to face the sink and wash his hands, then strap some gloves on, they’re actually garbage bags because he has such large hands

when he turns back gojo is facedown on the bed, ass arched in the air, gown falling to his sides baring his abnormally long flat ass that nearly blind sukuna he swears he sees his reflection

“what are you doing???”

gojo turns his head “don’t you need to examine me ?”

sukuna scrunches his nose “i’m not shoving my hand up your bleeding ass”

then he grabs a large syringe “i am taking your blood. but i guess i can do it from here”

he walks to satoru and slams the syringe into his right butt cheek and suctions out 10punces of blood.

“i will run tests….”

gojo collapses and passes out

sukuna returns 32 mins later “ok… we have the results”

gojo is awake again “oh rlly?”

“yeha turns out you’ve got a rare condition… instead of hanahakis where you throw up flowers…. yours are going down th wrong end….” “so you’re bleeding because they’re cutting up your insides”

gojo stares “wait what”

sukuna nods

“now the treatment is gonna be 70073827$”

gojo gasps “i don’t have tha type offf money….” he does… “can i pay… another way?”

sukuna crosses his hulking arms… “how?”

gojo shimmiesover to sukuna and slas sukunas belly”i could help you…..”

so they do the freaky freaky on the bed and gojo don’t have to pay a dime and cures his ass hanamahkis disease

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YOU END UP IN GOJOS BASEMENT

fem!reader x sukuna #dead doge do not eat!1! some sukogo some satosguu!!!?/!

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your head is pounding like that stupid little bird in a cuckoo cuckoo clock

you wake up and look around and your nose scrunches up and you start to gag. “what the fuck is that smell???? why does this smell like straight up fish ass???? where am i?”

you here sinister pitched high pitched giggling and a singular light bulb dangling from the ceiling flicks on

standing in front of you is a tall stringy bean man. he’s like 7 feet tall and he’s in the most ugly outfit you ever ever seen in your life like… who is dressing him???

he’s in a pure white suit with billowy long sleeves and a slutty little corset around his waist… a pale blue ribbon adorns his neck like a fucking pet cow or something. if only it had a bell….

FOR REFERENCR HERES A IMAGE :

“fish ass???” he asks gasping, holding a hand to his chest. you notice his freaky blue orbs staring into your soul. “i’ll have you know i cleaned this place up real good for you!! you’re being unGRAEFUL!”

you huff, and try to lean forward and feel your hands bounded together. you look over your shoulder and see them in fuzzy pink cuffs. “wtf why am i cuffed in SEX cuffs?!”

“oh those are for me and my bf-“

you blink “you? you have a boyfriend? are you fuckin with me?”

the white haired freak gasps even louder and his impossibly large freakazoid eyes swallow his entire face like some cosmic horror creature “how dare you? you stupid porky PIG???? my boyfriend LOVES ME!!! don’t you sukuna??”

he turns his head towards a corner where a second light bulb flickers and you see a slumped figure with pink hair and black tatttoos. he looks like…. really pale… and bloody. is that a knife in his chest?

“that’s… your boyfriend ? isn’t he like dead?”

“dead?!(? no!!! don’t say that about sukuy baby!” the man grows REALLY agitated “he’s JUST NAPPING!”

you nod “yeah ok…..”

then you hear thumping overhead… like a horse is trampling above you. “ARE YOU DOW THERE AGAN GOJO? I TOLD YOU TO STOP PLAYING WITH THAT DEAD BODY IRS WEIR D!!!”

another single light bulb flickers up creaky wooden stairs and you see a tall black haired man… he’s frowning, “oh my god you kidnapped another one??? you’re going to get us caught gojo!!!”

you’re looking between the freak in front of you and whoever this other dude is

“suguru!!! she’s being so mean to me she said it smells like fish assn it doesn’t smell bad! tell her!” apparently gojo whines

this suguru person huffs. “it super smells because you’re a freak and won’t get rid of that body”

“you’re just jealous that i love him MORE”

you feel like you shouldn’t be here…. ok wait you really shouldn’t how the hell did you end up here ??

“okay that’s enough just kill her and get it over with we need to pick up yuiji and megumi in 30 mins”

wait WHAT??!?)?

gojo sighs long and loud “ok fine!”

he turns to you “okay suguy wugy says it’s night night for you. i’ll put you by sukuna wuna don’t worry”

he steps forward and stares at you HARD with his creepy blue eyes and then you fall over.

dead

but as you slip away form your body you see him hurl you against tha pink haired corpse and smirk. “awh how cute! husband and wife hehe!”

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