I May Already Be In Your House

Someone printed part of the internet and left it in my mailbox 🤦‍♂️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BmeS-0mnQxjjF49oAPUF31ICPOEBXu4RP17bOg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q0kn7e04mil3

Out here killin’ it #fitandmoist #armsarejellynow https://www.instagram.com/p/BmePc0RHy_ZM8BbDLje17F5KKiSkXRY6zJVGaY0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cqove4wim1s7

How you know when the yard is done...

On behalf of the geek community, I would like to formally apologize. Our pursuit for Star Trek replicators has inadvertently led to 3D printable guns. We just wanted our “tea, Earl Grey, hot”!!

My Lucy’s favorite spot in the whole house...😍😊

Painted the kids’ shared bathroom 7 years ago with @mrsaimee (and we’re still married!). Feeling nostalgic as we discuss painting over it. #nostalgia #theygrowtoofast

Anakin in JROTC Drill camp this week. I didn’t think I would miss him. 🤣

Father-Daughter lunches at the local Hot Dog joint are the best.

I received some accolades from upper management 😍

Can’t even eat my bagel in peace. Smh 🤦‍♂️ 🤣🤣

How’ a guy supposed to get anything done around here??

Don’t mind if I do. 🙂🙂🥃🥃

The No Drama Llama is calling you out for that shit you just said.

I call this picture... “did I land it?” 🤣🤣🤣

Forgot my kids in the car while I went inside Home Depot. I guess this will be my last #fathersday 🤣🤣😈

At the airport waiting for our nephew Aedin to arrive. He’s here for a month... we’re gonna be best friends! (at Atlanta International Airport-Delta Airlines)