out of touch everyday

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

time is a circle

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

TWO SUCCESSFUL ETSY WITCH MOMENTS IN THE SAME WEEK??

MAGIC'S BACK UP AND RUNNING FOLKS, GET THOSE CURSE BOOKS OUT RIGHT NOW.

Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

omg the girlies

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

I'm an angry person but anyone who knows me knows I abhor violence. I'd never want to seriously hurt someone. However I should be allowed to do cartoon physics violence. Sometimes when people piss me off I just want to flatten them with a big hammer and turn them into a pancake and then they go *pop* and they're totally uninjured. That would be fine