Mossum

i am like the breadloser of the family

Hug me so tight that you squeeze all the worry out

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

eventually something comes and eats you but that's part of being an undulating sea creature #undulatingseacreature

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

look at this little guy! that vibrant color! that tasteful roundness! that spiny tail!

imagine a park bench underneath

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

the trees you grew up with have not forgotten you. their branches still whisper your name in the breeze and their roots remember the paths your feet once traced through their shade.