Mental Sundry

oooh okay a human claiming an entire group of animals is useless. how novel.. and you think killing them all would do barely anything? that's so interesting! and you believe you're stating truth right? you're not a biologist either? damn... this... this may be a stroke of genius... you're so right... wow...

Since I hate having to do my own searches to verify stuff, here’s a Science Daily link and the journal article it cites for any similarly lazy-but-conscientious people after me. (And the University of Michigan press release, for what it’s worth.)

“our ocs should kiss” “our ocs on a double date” i think our ocs should try to kill each other

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.