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Eddie thought he knew what he was signing up for when he'd hired Steve to dance at the Hellfire Club.
The tinge of attitude and little bit of sass-mouthing hadn't really been a red flag, especially not on someone as self-assured as Steve. The Omega knew how hot he was, and Eddie knew that the sexy, entitled brat schtick would pull a good amount of clientele.
He'd been right about that, and everything had been going exactly as Eddie expectedโ until Steve started turning that attitude onto Eddie himself. It was like he knew all of Eddie's buttons, knew exactly which ones to press to get the Alpha frustrated, to have him heated and wanting.
It didn't take long for Eddie to snap, something Steve seemed to revel in. Quickly after that, he pulled Steve from performing entirely.
Now Eddie sits at a VIP table, chatting with a few men who reached out, expressing their desire to invest in Eddie's side business. An Omega waitress sets a tray of drinks on the table, and Eddie thanks her as the three men openly ogle her.
He gets it, even if he's not interestedโ after all, the black bodysuits were chosen specifically to accentuate their servers' figures, to entice clients and encourage them to tip better.
"Your employees are very pretty, Mr. Munson. I would almost say moreso than other establishments we've visited," one of them says, and Eddie smiles as he takes a glass.
"The pretty ones want to work here because they know we take care of them. We keep them safe, make sure they're comfortable."
"That one must be your crowning jewel," the ringleader, an Alpha named Creel, says as he gestures over Eddie's shoulder. "Will he be dancing later?"
Eddie glances behind him and spots Steve leaning against the bar, chatting with the bartender. He's wearing a bodysuit similar to the waitress, but in a soft baby pink. The ruffled bustle attached to his backside and feather adorned on his head are eye-catching, pulling the attention of the people around himโ attention that Steve lives for, that Eddie only puts up with because he knows that Steve is his.
"Oh, no," he replies as he faces forward again. "Steve doesn't dance."
Creel looks amused, and says "Oh, come on. Why not? I'm sure plenty of people would pay handsomely to see him up there, myself included."
Eddie bites back a retort and simply calls out a "Stevie!"
Moments later, a hand settles on his shoulder and Eddie grabs it, tugging him closer. He can pinpoint the exact moment Creel spots the mating mark on Steve's neck, and resists the urge to puff up in pride over his mate.
"Sweetheart, will you tell Mr. Creel why you don't dance anymore?"
Steve smiles sweetly as he leans into Eddie's side, their fingers lacing together. "Because my Alpha is a jealous bastard who can't stand me being on display like that."
"Mhmm. And what is your job now, baby?"
The smile shifts into a sharp grin as Steve flashes his little Omegan fangs. "I walk around, look pretty, and make sure people keep their grabby hands off the staff."
"And you're so good at it," Eddie says as he presses a kiss to the back of Steve's hand. "You can go back now, sweetheart. Sorry for bothering you."
Steve giggles and says "I don't mind, Alpha," before he's turning away, hand slipping from Eddie's as he goes back into the crowd. The ruffled monstrosity on his backside bounces with every movement, and Eddie smiles, knowing how happy the frilly thing makes him.
"He certainly is something," Creel says, pulling Eddie's attention back to him. "I can see why you snatched him up."
"Steve is the love of my life," Eddie says with a tight, sharp smile, a statement and a warning that Creel must take, because he nods.
"Pity."
Fucking bastard.
"Why don't we enjoy the show a little," one of the other men says, clearly sensing the rising tension, "then we can discuss our business."
Eddie takes the out and raises his glass in a mock toast. "Sounds good to me."
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Wrote this little thing about Steve being very concerned that the Hoppers don't have a microwave and I like to think that these concerns fade over time until Dustin.
This friendship is pretty new.
Steve's not really sure why it even exists but he likes this loud opinionated kid. He likes that Dustin is too smart for his own good and a little rude sometimes, but - "You don't cook? Like at all. And you're twelve?"
"Why would I cook?"" He asks. "My mom cooks. It's kinda her job to feed me."
"You just said that she's been working more hours to send you to summer camp and," He gestures to the money on the table. "You're sick of pizza. You've got a stocked kitchen. You can make your own food."
Dustin is just like, "Yeah, no thanks."
Smartest kid in America and he can't cook. He's completely uninterested in learning and - "You don't even have a microwave!"
"Uh, yeah??? You ever hear of radiation?? People go blind looking through the little window, you know."
Steve leaves that night with a wave to Mrs Henderson as she gets off work and a frown on his face. He pushes the thought down with all the other anxieties he ignores and never thinks of it again.
Until a couple days later when he's bullied into helping fix the Byers' place back up and they don't have a microwave either!
He doesn't realize that he's bitching about it or how long he's been bitching until Jonathan snaps at him that not everyone has money like him to buy appliances they don't need.
Steve kinda just...
"It'd be convenient," Hopper says offhandedly before Steve can think to reply. He turns to Joyce, "I think I have an old one somewhere you could use."
"Cool!" Will beams. "We can make pizza rolls."
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Fic where Steve's dad finds out about the Russian torture but not the upside down because Steve 'don't talk to cops without a lawyer' Harrington and Robin 'be honest, what really happened to JFK?' Buckley won't tell the FBI what happened to them without a lawyer despite the fact that-
"You're not being arrested," The agent in front of them repeats for the hundredth time. "You're not being interrogated. This isn't an interrogation. It's an interview. We're gathering information on what happened tonight."
"That's what I'd say if I was interrogating someone," Steve shrugs. He turns to Robin and says, "That's how they get you."
"We're not trying to 'get you,' we-"
"They want to frame up for the mall burning down," Robin accuses. "You think you're so smart with your mind tricks. Well, we solved a Russian code with-"
"Robin."
"Oh," She's stops. Narrows her eyes. "Tricky."
"You already told us about the - what did you call it? The Mind Flayer."
"The flesh monster."
"Yes."
"We signed an NDA about upside down bullshit already so we talked about it. This is different. Duh."
Robin echoes, "Duh."
"Okay," The agent says. "Just tell up what happened when you were underground and-"
"Not without a lawyer."
The agent sighs.
The agent thinks they should've went to nursing school like their mother wanted.
The agent thinks the lord above that Mr Harrington and Miss Buckley's lawyer - Mr Harrington (father) - finally finished filling out his paperwork.
Steve's father looks pissed right up until he sees his son beaten half to hell. He opens his mouth to ask what the fuck happened when Steve turns to the agent.
"My dad-lawyer is here," He announces. "We can tell you about the torture now.."
Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before
Was it Human?
apparently they almost went with weston
Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.
I know that Heated Rivalry is one of those pieces of media where COVID never happens but what if it did? Imagine the lockdown shenanigans.
Shane and Ilya are obviously hunkering down at the cottage together. There's no hockey, but they don't know for how long, so they're still training all the time. They're doing interviews and having to make it look like they're in completely different places. Ilya has to keep being reminded that he's supposed to still be back in Ottawa.
Ilya's teammates keep asking if they can be in a lockdown bubble together and he's gotta be like "No, can't do that. I'm not taking any chances." But now they're worried because he hasn't seen or been around another human being in months and they've noticed that even before lockdown he made more jokes about killing himself than the average person, so they're stressed to their eyeballs about his mental health.
Meanwhile Ilya's living the kind of domestic fantasy with his man that he didn't think they were going to get until retirement. For the first time ever most days he can truly pretend that he and Shane are the only people in the world. Sometimes David and Yuna come over for dinner because they are also isolating at their cottage. But most of the time it's just endless hours of just the two of them and neither of them could be happier. Their biggest decision every day is when and where to fuck. Some people are getting into sourdough โ Shane and Ilya have committed to learning one new sexual position every day.
I just think that lockdown would have been the ideal codependent situation for Hollanov.
yes but ALSO when lockdown ends and they have to go back to living apart they (especially Ilya) have the biggest crash out you can imagine
Omg @scunthotter you can't hide this in the tags ๐
#okay but them coming out to Ilya's team because like his team is concerned and maybe Shane and Ilya go back to Ilyaโs ottawa house to get a#grocery delivery that they can't get out at the cottage and the doorbell rings and Shane goes to get it and its bood and hayes standing 6#feet from the door with like a care package for ilya and they're like โilya said he was isolating aloneโ and shane is there in boxers and a#raiders 81 sweater like โ....um....โ
Ilya appears behind him, also in boxers and Shane's Canada fleece, and he looks over to where Bood and Hayes' jaws are practically on the floor, and flashes them an apologetic smile. But internally he's also like fuck, fuck, fuck, Shane doesn't want to come out or be out yet fuck they've fucked it. So he starts like, "So however weird your lockdown stories are, it can't be as weird as ours."
And Shane puts a hand on his arm to stop him, and is like "You can tell them the truth about us, baby, it's okay."
And Bood and Hayes are both like ".... BABY???"
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Was thinking that we've sorta watched Steve have a little journey with food onscreen. he gives away his food at lunch to Tommy and Carol in s1, he awkwardly eats a chicken dinner at the Hollands (which symbolically was performative) in s2, pointedly tells Dustin that eating ice cream wasn't a good idea for him so he could 'keep in shape for the ladies' in s3 and was excited about food only when he was drugged, he happily and quietly snacks in the back of the station wagon in s4, and then very loudly and gleefully indulges in Boppers in s5. Anyway, I'm probably reading too much into little background moments but it feels like we watched him grow to enjoy himself. Good for him.
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@scoops-aboy86 tagsโ the first time he takes his shirt off for Eddie heโs got the sort of โdehydrated and hungryโ physique going on bc heโs been โkeeping in shapeโ now that theyโre dating/itโs what heโs always done when he might have to be naked in front of someone. And Eddieโs like no no weโre gonna GET you a cupcake. And lots of belly kisses
Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.
Fic where Steve drunkenly admits that he never really got over his crush on a guy named Eddie so Robin looks through his phone, finds the only Eddie in there, and sets them up on a blind date.
Which is nice.
It's an objectively kind thing to do...except that Steve was drunk and slurring his words.
He didn't say Eddie.
He was admitting to having weirdly sexual dreams about the twenty-sixth US president, Teddy Roosevelt.
Out of the kindness of her own heart, Robin set Steve up on a date with his former drug dealer.
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"Do you have a microwave?"
Hopper has grown to accept that he will not have an uninterrupted lunch until this unattended five year old goes to college because, "Hello?"
"Hi," Steve says. "I went to your house and I didn't see no microwave. Did you know I went to your house?"
"Yes."
"You weren't there 'cause you were at work," He informs him. "I think you should get a microwave."
"I got this for you," Steve says before dumping what looks like six dollars and some change on the table. "It'll help."
Hopper frowns, "Help with what?"
"Getting a microwave," He sighs. "Do you know how to listen?"
"Kid-"
"Baby Sara is too little to use the stove," Steve says. "I know that 'cause Iโm not allowed to use the stove and Iโm bigger than her."
Well. "...What?"
"Tommy - he's my best friend, 'member? - he's older than me and even he's not allowed to use the stove," Steve continues. "And Tommy don't have a microwave neither but it's okay 'cause his mom lives there all day and he's got a lot of big brothers that can use the stove. Sara doesn't have a big brother 'cept for me, kinda, and I can't-"
"Can't use the stove, got it."
"Right," He nods. "That's why you need a microwave. So Sara won't be hungry."
"Sara is never hungry," Hopper says slowly. "If she is, I get her something to eat."
"You work a lot."
"She also has a mother."
"Well, sometimes mamas heads hurt and they can't make food or they'll throw up," Steve says. "Sometimes mamas are busy too and then Sara's gonna be really hungry. She might cry."
Hopper pushes the rest of his fries across the table to the kid before asking, "Are you hungry a lot when you're at home?"
"No," Steve says. "I have a microwave."
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