Helena • 20s • she/her

This is my main blog, which is primarily all about South Park, but also acts as a vessel for dumping out my thoughts, plot bunnies and other random crap. Although I post here mainly about South Park and the pairing of Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger (Stendy), I have a shockingly wide array of interests, ranging from anime (Fairy Tail, MHA, SxF) to geography. I also have a secondary blog that is mostly dedicated to anime and some smaller fandoms: celestialspiritbabe.

I've been a fanfiction writer for over a decade now (with breaks in between, of course), but I only really took it up seriously at the beginning of 2020. I post all of my fanfics exclusively on AO3, while longer multi-chaptered fics are also cross-posted on Wattpad. You can find all my South Park fics neatly compiled into a constantly updating masterlist down below.

Other socials: Linktree.

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Fanfiction Masterlist

Pretty Handy Guy to Have Around | Stendy/Callshed, 2952 words

After another successful midnight patrol, Call Girl and Toolshed decide to celebrate their win in another, more devilish way.

Netflix and Couch | Stendy, 1020 words

Stan visits Wendy for a weekend while she’s in college in New York City.

Three | Stendy, 5139 words

After another vomiting episode, Wendy is starting to suspect she might be pregnant. How will Stan react to him potentially becoming a father?

Date Night | Stendy, 4608 words

A shamelessly fluffy Stendy oneshot.

Study Time | Stendy, 5703 words

Because sometimes lovemaking sessions are better than studying sessions.

Her Birthday Present | Kybe, 1713 words

Bebe's birthday is around the corner and she's expecting Kyle to come up with something. Of course, he might just have the right birthday present for his girlfriend.

Study Breaks | Stendy, 1135 words

Stan and Wendy are getting caught up in their school work, but the quarterback might just have the right idea to convince his girlfriend to take a little, well-deserved study break.

The Only Thing We Know | Stendy, 2467 words

How Stan and Wendy could have gotten back together in season twenty. Set after the events of the episode Oh Jeez.

Breast Cancer Show Ever: Aftermath | Stendy, 3176 words

My take on what happened after the events of my favorite South Park episode Breast Cancer Show Ever.

Exchange | Stendy, 1348 words

Wendy helps Stan with math after he got shot in his right arm. Set after the twenty-second season episode Dead Kids.

Jelly Monster | Stendy, 6565 words

Stan and Wendy both have a bad habit of getting jealous easily, but both of them also know the perfect way of how to deal with each other's jealousy.

Countertop Endeavours | Stendy, 2103 words

Because sometimes even the kitchen countertop can come in handy.

Kiss the Frustrations Away | Creek, 1084 words

After noticing his boyfriend getting slightly more frustrated with his studying, Tweek decides to help Craig by doing what he knows best.

Cupcake Delight | Creek, 1162 words

Tweek and Craig decide to bake cupcakes together. The end result? A tray full of delicious cupcakes and the teenage boys' faces smeared with blue cupcake frosting.

Love in the Quarantine | Stendy, 1109 words

Maintaining a relationship during these tough times can be kind of tricky, unless you're forced to be in a school quarantine with your significant other for the two whole weeks. A Stendy oneshot set in the Pandemic Special episode.

Stan's Birthday Present | Stendy, 918 words

It's Stan's eighteenth birthday, and Wendy might just have the perfect extra birthday gift for him.

The Key to My Heart | Stendy, 48460 words [chapters: 10/10]

After nearly a couple of years of being apart, Stan and Wendy slowly find their way back to one another.

Yours Truly | various ships, 8077 words [chapters: 20/20]

A ficlet collection of non-sexual acts of intimacy.

A Very Merry Creekmas | Creek, 2597 words

In desperate need of buying his boyfriend an ideal Christmas present, Tweek seeks out help from a certain raven-haired girl.

Firsts | Stendy, 5124 words

Stan and Wendy decide to spend some quality time together, but in a naughtier way.

Restart | Creek, 815 words

Tweek and Craig finally get to meet up after the town's been declared free of coronavirus. Set after the events of the South ParQ Vaccination Special.

Clubhouses: Extended Version | Stendy/Clybe, 772 words

An extended version of the truth or dare scene from the season two episode Clubhouses. Also, will Stan get to kiss Wendy after taking his not so pleasant dare?

The Hobbit: Extended Version | Stendy, 1918 words

My take on what happened after the events of the season seventeen finale The Hobbit.

The List: Extended Version | Stendy, 1637 words

My take on what happened after the events of the South Park season eleven finale The List.

Gluten Free Ebola: Extended Version | Stendy, 1184 words

My take on Stendy scene at the end of the season eighteen episode Gluten Free Ebola.

Under the Wraps | Stendy, 1692 words

A Stendy oneshot set during the gender wars in season twenty.

Bittersweet | Stendy, 976 words

My take on what could've been a possible conversation between Stan and Wendy in South Park: Post COVID movie.

Not So Bittersweet Anymore | Stendy, 2301 words

Stan and Wendy spend another New Year's Eve together. Set after South Park: Post COVID: The Return of COVID movie. A sequel to the Bittersweet oneshot.

A Mouthful of Creek | Creek, 1531 words

Craig, Tweek and an empty boys' restroom—what could possibly happen when they are all on their own and decide to make the most of it?

Pajama Days | Stendy, 696 words

A short and fluffy companion piece to the premiere episode of South Park's twenty-fifth season, featuring my favorite South Park couple.

More Than Just a Workout | Stendy, 3052 words

Stan is bored at work during a super important business meeting, but luckily for him, his girlfriend makes it a bit more bearable by sending him several spicy selfies that in return give him a boner he attempts to conceal. He knows that Wendy did it on purpose, so he has a pretty damn good way of making her pay for teasing him in such a way.

Christmas with You | Stendy, 906 words

Making the most out of being home alone, Stan and Wendy spend yet another Christmas together. A short, but fluffy Stendy oneshot.

Five | Stendy, 625 words

Watching their daughter as she sleeps, Stan and Wendy gleefully think about what the future holds for their soon-to-be expanded family.

Be My Valentine | Stendy, 677 words

Just a fluffy little Stendy Valentine's Day drabble. Based on a season 26 episode called Cupid Ye.

With Love, Butters | Bunny, 654 words

Butters decides to give his longtime boyfriend an ideal birthday present.

Mended Hearts | Stendy, 117062 words [chapters: 26/26]

Wendy moved to Florida years ago. And now, several years later, she's back in South Park and is ready to restart her life in the small mountain town. With old friendships revived, new friends made and an opportunity to fall in love with someone else given to her, will the teenage girl's life back in South Park truly be as smooth sailing as she hopes it will?

feeling your kiss on me, lips are made of ecstasy | Creek, 4570 words

Tweek and Craig get to experience their first time together.

Of Passions and Pleasures | Stendy, 28132 words [chapters: 15/15]

A collection of smutty Stendy oneshots based on a kinky prompt list.

Deep Learning: Alternate Ending | Stendy, 1527 words

An alternate ending to the events of the season twenty-six episode Deep Learning, but ChatGPT free.

The Book of Love | Stendy, 18469 words [chapters: 16/???]

A collection of snippets from various points in Stan and Wendy's relationship.

Serendipity | Stendy, 110920 words [chapters: 20/40]

What happens when Wendy Testaburger, a recently fired journalist, bumps into Stan Marsh, one of Denver's most successful (and frustratingly attractive) CEOs? Serendipity, apparently. Especially when he happens to be a single father who is in desperate need of a babysitter for his four-year-old daughter.

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Headcanons

Maybe? Idk, I always say I'll probably write a fic and then don't end up doing it (however, you did give me an idea for the next TBL fic).

Yeah, I agree. He'd probably threw up due to all the anxiety and nerves, even though he knows Wendy would definitely say yes lol

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Craig

by far the tallest of the guys, standing at 6'6'' / 198cm (almost 6'7)

Peruvian-American

Craig's mom Laura moved to the United States from Peru (specifically Trujillo) when she was seven years old; she wanted to make sure both of her kids are familiar with Peruvian customs and Spanish language, which is why both Craig and Tricia speak fluent Spanish when they're older; she dyes her hair and brows blonde

has been dating Tweek consistently since 4th grade

''officially'' came out on his 15th b-day (the closet is made out of glass)

president of the Space Club

attends MIT in Massachusetts

gets his license at 17, mostly because he was lazy about getting it sooner + Tolkien is usually the one to drive him, Clyde, Jimmy and Tweek to school

he and Tweek get married at 24; his best man is Tolkien, whilst Tweek's maid of honor is Wendy

two kids: Elliott and Hailee

Tweek

5'8'' / 173cm

best friends with Wendy and Bebe

he and Wendy became best friends after his ''breakup'' with Craig; he felt incredibly guilty over lying to her about the real truth behind that whole fiasco, though she understood why he did that and told him he didn't have to worry about it anymore

has been dating Craig consistently since 4th grade

came out the summer before 8th grade

still works at his family's coffee shop, though not as much in order to focus on school + gives piano lessons on the side to earn some extra cash

given his struggles with both ADHD and dyslexia, he's actually a pretty decent student

fluent in French

still boxes from time to time, mostly as a way to blow off some steam

really good at baking pastries (cupcakes and croissaints are his specialty)

moves to Boston with Craig after high school, taking a gap year before enrolling into Boston University's Hospitality Administration undergrad programme

Ooooo, interesting question!

Honestly, most of the characters have iPhones (for some reason, I have a headcanon that Kyle prefers an Android over an iPhone), varying in models and OS versions (Tolkien has the latest model aka iPhone 17 Pro Max, while Kenny has an older iPhone that still works).

Stan is an iPhone user. He uses it for practically everything, but doesn't have an insane screen time like some of his peers. His most used apps are YT Music (duh), TikTok, Youtube, Instagram and the Notes app, which he uses for dumping out various thoughts, writing down appointments/football games/ that help him with being somewhat organized etc. His phone case is a plain dark blue one that is pretty beat up, but he doesn't mind it. His lockscreen picture is a picture of him and Wendy wearing matching football jerseys and watching the sunset at Stark's Pond.

Wendy is also an iPhone user (she's been a satisfied Apple customer for years, since she also has an iPad and Macbook Pro). Since she's so meticulous and organized, she uses her phone to keep track of all of her extracurricular activities, free time, study sessions etc + keeping track of her period, physical activity and water intake. She's also really active on social media apps, which make up a good chunk of her screen time (especially Instagram, TT and Snapchat). She owns a variety of custom made and premium phone cases, but most of the time she has a checkered purple phone case on (the same one from the Deep Learning episode). Her lockscreen is a picture of her and Stan sharing a kiss for her 17th birthday.

Kyle is probably the only one in his group of friends that has an Android (naturally, Cartman makes fun of him over this). Kenny's phone is beat down and has a cracked screen, but it is still in usable condition and he will probably upgrade it in the near future.