LunarianLibrarian

Adrian: ...You didn't answer when Rocky came through earlier.

Grace: Oh, shoot I'm so sorry! It's just, I'm still not feeling my best and-

Adrian: I didn't ask for explanations, Ryland.

Grace: *mumbles a further apology.*

Adrian: ...Go lay down. I will observe.

Grace: Uh...are you sure? You don't have to-

Adrian: This is not a debate. Go.

Grace: Sure, okay...*gets ready for bed, watching as Adrian gets settled with something to work on.* ...I'm sorry for inconveniencing you.

Adrian: You are not.

Grace: *getting into bed, unable to get to sleep.* ...Adrian?

Adrian: What.

Grace: Thank you. I know you don't like me-

Adrian: What gave you that idea?

Grace: ...I mean, this is the most we've talked in months, and you always seem like you want to leave whenever I'm around?

Adrian: That's not...Grace, I do like you. Very much...I leave because I thought you didn't like -me-.

Grace: What?! I like you so much!

Adrian: ...Hm...come here, Grace. Bring your blankets and pillows. *Rearranges their limbs to make a nest.* Tomorrow, we will have a better discussion about this. You need to sleep.

Grace: I'll hold you to that. *Settles in their 'lap'.*...Y'know, Rocky's gonna be very jealous of you.

A grave mistake.

The daily scene at Baizhan Peak is to see the fearsome god of war in baggy clothes, five months pregnant, training (whipping) his disciples while Shen Yuan tries to persuade him with a perfumed bath.

I like to think that Liu Qingge's feeling of being pregnant is like an intensive weight training workout that causes nausea and strange cravings.

An adorable baby girl is born with Shen Yuan's face and hair and Liu Qingge's freckles and eyes (Luo Binghe spent two days crying over the combination of his two wives in such a small person).

One year and three months later, Liu Qingge casually blurts out during a meal "if you both ejaculate inside me at the same time, is there a greater chance of them being twins?".

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

Shen Yuan wakes up on his stomach with his wrist pinned to the mattress. Binghe is on top of him holding him down and instead of using the firm clear voice he uses to teach classes, binghe leans down to whisper playfully into shen yuans ear.

"A-Yuan, you didn't set up a single ward before sleeping? On a night hunt this could be extremely dangerous." Shen Yuan's face bright red as he feels binghes lips against his ear. Binghe insists "if you're in a scenario where an opponent catches you unaware and holds you down, what do you do?"

Even if he wasnt half asleep, he still wouldn't know, but binghe insists on teasing him with "tell me your plan a-yuan, this master wants to see you try." Then after shen yuans fails to get binghe off him a few times, binghes had enough teasing him and guides shen yuan through some cultivation move that can help him attack when he can't move his arms.

Then they get up to have breakfast and binghe says "isn't this master so attentive to a-yuan? A lesson just for you, before class even starts."

Another time he lays a net and watches shen yuan hang from the immortal binding cables. A-Yuan, you dropped your sword, you can't cut the rope now! What will you do? Will you stay trapped and squirming all day? Careful a-Yuan, the net gets smaller and smaller, you better figure it out before the rope gets too tight around your body..

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

Eridian names get longer over time and with accolades. Grace’s full Eridian name translates roughly to "Biology Expert Space Explorer Ryland Grace, Savior of Planets, Destroyer of Star Eater, Welcomed Friend to Eridians, Teacher to All”, abbreviated to “Savior-Friend-Teacher-Grace”.

Rocky is VERY particular about how people refer to him. Only Adrian and Rocky are allowed to call him “Grace”. Grace is oblivious but surprised at how polite and respectful the Eridians are by giving him his medium-length honorary titles every time he's spoken to or about. He assumes it to be an Eridian culture thing

Grace has no idea Rocky straight up threatens other Eridians for not using "Savior Friend Teacher Grace" when talking about him