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a place to swim in the storm
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Shane and Ilya take their honeymoon. They learn each other better, and love each other in public for the first time.
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Okay, so Iâve read all these Shane crash out posts and I love them. But theyâve had me imagining what a dialogue might look like between Shane and Ilya post-crash out.Â
In this scenario of Shane-not-having-a-good-time, heâs been having anxiety dreams. Sometimes heâs back in that game, tripping all over again but he canât get up. His legs donât move. Ilyaâs celebrating with his team without a glance back. Other times he finds himself alone in the driverâs seat of Ilyaâs Porsche, no control over the speed of the damn thing. Itâs going way too fast and all he can do is jerk the wheel from side to side as he tries not to crash. He does crash and he wakes up. The adrenaline follows him into wakefulness and when real Ilya whoâd been sleeping beside him asks whatâs wrong, Shane grumps at him. Because nothingâs wrong, heâs just having nightmares like a kid so whatâs heâs supposed to say? A few weeks of this and Ilyaâs grumping right back. It makes sense to Ilya why Shaneâs a bit touchy. He still has the yips, even two months into the season. Barely on pace for twenty goals. His performance diet is back and Ilya knows he canât say anything about it because Coach is trying Shane on the second power play to see if he could âfind some chemistry there.â Shane probably isnât going to enjoy a cheeseburger until his plus/minus stat is back in the positives. He hurts for him but gives Shane space because heâs an adult, and it hasnât been that long since the outing, and you canât fast-track your loved ones into healing no matter how much you ache for them.
Anyway, one day itâs snowing out and some light bickering has turned into a fight. Shane loves living with Ilya but wow, heâs been living alone his entire adult life and suddenly having no where to hide in your own home feels like an adjustment he hasnât made yet. So Shane takes his good-in-the-snow car for a drive to cool off. With him gone, Ilyaâs throwing his hands up in exasperation and spends some time venting to Anya in Russian. She doesnât reply and Ilya says, no youâre right that was unfair, and he isnât even here to defend himself. Half an hour passes and Ilya decides to take Anya out because heâs getting antsy waiting at home and thatâs when he notices Shaneâs good-in-the-snow car parked just down the street (the Porsche dream had come back to him right as he pulled out of the driveway and he realized then he didnât feel like driving after all). Ilya knocks on the passenger side window, which startles Shane, but Ilya is holding Anya up and theyâre both making pleading puppy-dog faces at him so Shane unlocks the door and once everyone is inside the car and settled the conversation goes like this:
I've been enjoying reading all the thoughts and meta about the TLG ending, especially the critical ones that hit on things that frustrate me too.
My own thought about the ending is that I don't necessarily hate it for what it is, but I wish it had been handled differently.

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Attention!!! If youâre interested in some canon Shane angst set during TLG may I direct you toward:
Tolerance (9860 words) by elwenyere
just a couple of super casual, no strings attached fuckbuddies looking longingly at each other like two bros do.
Iâm still intrigued by the idea that shane has a harder time adjusting to ilyaâs captaincy style in ottawa than he expects. I feel like the metros vs. raiders locker rooms were probably soooo different. I imagine shane as the kind of captain who runs an extremely tight ship with very high standards for professionalism but maybe, uh, not as much room for fun or goofing off or all the casual bonding stuff that makes guys feel like Brothers In Arms. itâs a good place to work in that you can expect everyone to work hard and excel but it also feels very much like a workplace where you are sort of tacitly expected to leave your personal life at the door. like shane is going to treat you well as a colleague but unless youâre hayden heâs probably not going to remember your wifeâs name or your kidsâ ages and favorite sports at school. and if youâve got personal life stuff going on outside of work itâs like⌠ok but youâre at work now? heâs got personal life stuff going on too (see: messy secret gay situationship with a disaster bisexual) and heâs not letting it affect his game.
whereas I think ilya as a captain is one of those people who seem to be running an extremely loose ship (itâs noisy itâs chaotic guys are roughhousing during practice people prank guys other all the time everyoneâs out a little later than they should be at the bar together etc etc) but actually the second something starts souring in the atmosphere it becomes obvious that ilya has his finger on the pulse of the room and absolutely nothing escapes his notice. and he has a knack for fixing things or smoothing things over without it actually seeming like heâs intervening at all, just by saying the right thing to the right guy at the right moment or giving someone a little nudge or taking some of the guys out drinking and by the end of the night itâs somehow all resolved even though no one can remember what happened or how he did it.
ANYWAY I think when shane comes into that cens locker room it would be fun for him to be initially silently appalled by how cavalier ilya seems be about his leadership position. like shane has no problem not wearing the C on his new team but is ANYONE wearing the C here??? and I think it would be funnnn for them to have some friction about it at first where shaneâs being silently judgy about it but refusing to come out and say anything and ilyaâs getting annoyed but also like a little wounded by it because itâs the same attitude his dad always had about his leadership style. and ALSO in his secret heart of hearts he sort of feels like⌠his raiders, to a man, would have died for him and still loved him even after he left boston in the lurch with zero explanation, whereas shaneâs metros threw him under the bus the second he came out⌠and then when they finally have a big blowout fight about this & that last part surfaces itâs very hurtful to shane because of course everyone loves ilya thatâs because people are so EASY for ilya!!!! ilya doesnât even have to work for it he just shows up and winks at people and cracks a few jokes and everyone is falling all over themselves to make him happy!!!! and maybe shane isnât good at people but heâs good at being a fucking professional and thatâs why he has three cups to ilyaâs one!!!! anyway it gets messy and everyone storms off to lick their wounds and then they make up later and eventually ilya admits that OKAY maybe he could stand to be a little more of an hardass when guys are slacking off in practice or whatever and then shane admits that OKAY maybe remembering stuff about your teammatesâ families or knowing when a guyâs in the throes of an ugly divorce and needs a little bit of grace is important to helping guys click with each other and feel emotionally invested in what youâre building together, and also itâs kind of hot when ilya makes crazy scoring bets with the guys and then comes back to collect. and then of course having resolved all of this they fuck about it

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I feel itâs maybe time we talk about the Ibiza honeymoon? And like, the fact that Shane specifically wants to go there because he thinks Ilya would be magnificent in that kind of hedonistic party environment. I feel like Shane likely hasnât travelled a ton outside of hockey - heâs probably been to Mexico a few times, to Europe to work and maybe once or twice on vacation? But all his parentsâ money would have gone to hockey, hockey-related travel, and their cottage⌠and Shane is the type of guy to do all his brand management stuff in the off-season, and spend his time training instead of travelling when he doesnât have any big hockey obligations. Plus the Foundation camps.
But he knows Ilya used to traipse around Europe in the summers, and he knows he was a club rat, so despite the fact that it makes Shane feel like heâs gonna puke, heâs incredibly excited to, like, not only see this side of Ilya but to experience it with him.
But before we talk partying we gotta talk about transport.
They get picked up from the airport with a very highly rated private service and rent an obnoxious villa on a fucking cliff over-looking the water because they can. It has a gym, infinity pool, private beach access and various other amenities, including a huge wine cellar with included sommelier, and a garage of sports cars and motorbikes/scooters. They take the cars a few times, and the Montrealer in Shane fucking relishes in the chaotic pace of Spanish traffic (which Ilya has not yet had the opportunity to see and is a little shocked by, but finds incredibly hot).
It takes more for convincing for the motorbike.
âI donât want to end up in the hospital on our honeymoonââ
âWho said anything about hospital? Hollander, I am an expert. I would drive all aroundââ
âYeah, and you shouldnât have been doing that, anyway! Theyâre death traps!â
âOne ride. Just quickly around.â
âIlya.â
âShane.â He comes closer, sliding his hands over Shaneâs hips. âYou, with your secret fucked up driving? You will love it, I promise.â He squeezes his hands and shrugs innocently. âAnd if youâre too scared you can follow me in a car.â
âFuckingââ Shane cuts himself off. Glares. âIf we get hurt youâre gonna break the news to Weibe. And my parents.â
Ilya gleefully hands him a helmet.
âThis is peer pressure,â Shane grouses as Ilya helps him put it on.
âMm,â Ilya hums, straddling the bike. He puts on his own helmet. Heâs not hot. At all. âNow, behind me. Feet on the little things on the sideâyes, perfect.â He revs the engine like an asshole, and Shane firmly tells himself that isnât hot, either. Neither is the way Shane wraps his arms around him, or how he has to hook his chin over Ilyaâs shoulder to hear him over the noise, or when Ilya smirks and says hold on, Hollander before they take off like a fucking shot. Shane swears in surprise, arms squeezing Ilyaâs middle. He can he feel him laughing and canât help but grin back.
Itâs⌠okay, itâs fun.
Ilya eases off the speed a little so it isnât quite as terrifying, takes the turns more slowly, and is careful with the cracks and potholes. Eventually, the fact that heâs holding back becomes more annoying than sweet, and Shane takes advantage of an empty road at their more sedate pace to cuddle up against Ilyaâs back more thoroughly. âThis how you normally drive?â Shane yells against the wind.
He can feel Ilya shrug. âPrecious cargo!â He yells back.
âDonât worry about me!â
Ilya glances back at him, raising a brow. At the squeeze of Shaneâs arms around him, he smirks and fucking guns it. They weave through traffic, around potholes, and take turns that have Shaneâs heart in his throat and his adrenaline pumping. âIf itâs too much, you say!â He hears Ilya yell through the wind.
Itâs not too much. It is so embarrassingly not too much that he gets hard and horny enough to rub up against Ilya and feels him laugh delightedly. When Shane sees a good spot up ahead he grins. âHey! Pull over up there!â
Ilya glances back, confused, but does as heâs told. âAre youââ
Shane has his helmet off almost before theyâve stopped, sliding off the back of the bike and walking backwards towards the trees. His hands are already undoing the button and zip of his shorts.
Ilya does that thing he does sometimes; the wide-eyed blush as he mouths wow, like all the air has been stolen from his lungs. He scrambles to follow.
I think Troy/Harris are much much more likely to do petplay than Shane/Ilya bc like. 1. I donât think thatâs the type of submission Shane is into. 2. Ilya is not disciplining a dog. Heâs exclusively talking to dogs in baby voices and the idea of yelling at even an imaginary one troubles him. 3. Harris has spent years around a rowdy pack of farm dogs and the commanding intonation to get a dog to listen comes instinctively. 4. Troy knows heâs a bad dog.
Ok so you know the 100 pots vs 1 pot pottery parable? Well I really latched onto that story and leaned really far in the 100 pots direction. I would never work on an art piece beyond one sitting. It was great because I was getting my experience in, finishing stuff, posting stuff, not getting attached to them because I wasnât invested, moving on. Not worrying about the limited time I had for my hobby. But then recently I was talking to another artist about my art frustrations. I didnât think I was getting anywhere anymore. I was giving up on sketches that felt âbeyond savingâ so I could start the next one. And she was telling me next time to try working through something difficult instead of giving up. Now Iâm like, Oh My God, she was totally right. Iâd been depriving myself of that specific experience this whole time. Which has been years!
Fic Rec: birdwatcher by ausgezeichnet / @oldguardians
birdwatcher (noun): slang used by British Intelligence for a spyÂ
Shane and Ilya are secret agents on opposite sides of the Cold War, occasionally tasked with working together on high-stakes, strictly off-the-books missions. It doesnât stop them from falling in love.

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it's here! the 1960s hollanov spy AU that's been eating my brain since february!
title: birdwatcher
description:
birdwatcher (noun): slang used by British Intelligence for a spy
Shane and Ilya are secret agents on opposite sides of the Cold War, occasionally tasked with working together on high-stakes, strictly off-the-books missions. It doesnât stop them from falling in love.
rating: M
chapter 1 is posted now!! (mind the tags)
free sample:
âEverything should be pretty straightforward,â Shane said. âI go in, make the sale, assess the situation. Then you can take him.â âYes, very straightforward,â Rozanov replied. âWhat could go wrong?â âDonât say that.â âNo, no, you have it all figured out. Should be very simple first mission.â âDonât say that, either.â Rozanov smirked at him, his eyes sparkling with mirth. Shane glared. The end of this mission couldnât come soon enough.
Friendship breakups are hard but do you know what else kinda sucks? Fandom breakups