当分の間

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

Official Post of Massachusetts

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

Turbo divorce

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

It's when you end up with six parents

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

i love when characters get Married but the “”wedding”” is unofficial at the very least or, ideally, entirely metaphorical . this isn’t the same as looking at two characters and saying “wow they’re married fr” there has to be a dedicated Scene with Imagery. bonus points for if one or more major factor of a standard wedding is absent (rings, kiss, witnesses,) but the Implication is still obvious. instant A if blood is involved in any capacity