dead beat

How many is too many?

Thirty.

Eh I think you can handle it.

You can never have too many chicken nuggets.

You actually can.

How many is too many?

You can never have too many chicken nuggets.

Alright, I’ll have my degree in no time.

Of course, so far you’re my best student

Well, that's good to here. My main goal in life is to be a professional bather.

Can I be considered a bath expert now?

Hm.. Maybe, we’ll extend your training and see.

Alright, I'll have my degree in no time.

….Maybe…. Would that be weird?

Of course not. That’s the best type of bath.

I also think so. They're my favorite.

Ugh that’s sounds so good, maybe some strawberries too.

Yes! See now you’re getting the hang of it. 

Can I be considered a bath expert now?

It would be very unmanly for me to say I want to take a bath… Right..?

Not at all.

Good, I’m going to take a nice bath.

You have fun, dear. Wait - are you having a bubble bath?

....Maybe.... Would that be weird?

It would be very unmanly for me to say I want to take a bath… Right..?

Not at all.

Good, I'm going to take a nice bath.

Very true. They will be jealous when were older.

Exactly, oh and if you take a bath, lots of aromatic candles, vanilla i usually the best, turn off the lights and just have the candles and a glass of wine, trust me it’s so relaxing.

Ugh that's sounds so good, maybe some strawberries too.

Maybe I should try that. Let’s hope the other boys don’t make fun of me.

if they make fun of you, just remember you’ll be the one with the nice skin and they’ll be all wrinkly and dry.

Very true. They will be jealous when were older.

Exactly! I love baths they’re my favorite thing.

Specially if you add a little lavender oil, not only does it smell good but it does wonder for your skin.

Maybe I should try that. Let's hope the other boys don't make fun of me.

It would be very unmanly for me to say I want to take a bath… Right..?

Oh god no, baths are amazing.

Exactly! I love baths they're my favorite thing.

It would be very unmanly for me to say I want to take a bath… Right..?

it would be but you’re not manly, blondie

Hey, I can be manly and still take a soothing bath, Horan.