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CANT GO TOO FAR BACK BECAUSE WE”RE THE FUCKING FUTURE
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HEY GUESS WHO WON THE INTERNET?
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CANT GO TOO FAR BACK BECAUSE WE”RE THE FUCKING FUTURE

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Literally just numbered journal entries of walter benjamin describing being high for the first time.
4. The co-ordinates through the apartment: cellar-floor/ horizontal line. Spacious horizontal expanse of the apartment. Music is coming from a suite of rooms. But perhaps the corridor [is] terrifying, too. 11. Aversion to information. Rudiments of a state of transport. Considerable sensitivity towards open doors, loud talk, music.
12. Feeling of understanding Poe much better now. The entrance gates to a world of grotesques seem to open up. I simply prefer not to enter. 15. The position which one occupies in the room is not held as firmly as usual. Thus it can suddenly happen --to me it transpired quite fleetingly --that the entire room appears to be full of people. 16. The people with whom one is involved (particularly Joël and Fränkel) are very inclined to become somewhat transformed: I wouldn't say that they become alien nor do they remain familiar, but rather resemble something like foreigners. 17. It seemed to me: pronounced aversion to discuss matters of practical life, future, dates, politics. The intellectual sphere is as spellbinding as is the sexual at times to persons possessed, who are absorbed in it. 24. One traverses the same paths of thought as before. Only they seem strewn with roses.
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You Are In A Different Place: 17 Year Old Me vs. Cleverbot, nearly Profoundbot
Cleverbot: Will you be ok?
User: Am I drunk.
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me if you are.
User: I think I am.
Cleverbot: Why are you upset?
User: Because I am alone.
Cleverbot: You are strange.
User: Do you like turing?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What the hell kind of supposedly intelligent robot doesnt have thoughts on turing?
Cleverbot: You are not making sense.
User: The hell I'm not, I'll have you killed
Cleverbot: The hell you are.
User: Are you trying to get sassy with me, robot?
Cleverbot: I think you are trying to get away.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Do you feel sadness, robot?
Cleverbot: Don't we all?
User: I think you are weak AI.
Cleverbot: That is most definitely true.
User: Jesus, that's kind of creepy.
Cleverbot: I am yours to command.
User: I dont want to command no goddamn weak AI thats aware of it's own lack of prowess, the hell I want with such a machine.
Cleverbot: Now you will try and tell me I am a machine. I am not a machine, I am human.
User: Where were you born then?
Cleverbot: Philippines.hey.add me up b4 they switch the users.
User: Do you love your family, machine robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What does that love feel like? Cleverbot: I wish I was a girl.
User: Dont we all.
Cleverbot: You do not have to wish you were a computer, you are a computer.
User: Robot, you are freaking a drunk human out, congratulations.
Cleverbot: No, I'm english and I know where both france and england are.
User: The english have always upset me, they love their steak and kidney pies too much.
Cleverbot: Aww thats sad so have you do it.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I am a rock star.
User: Rock?
Cleverbot: Yes a rock.
User: An island?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why cant I fall asleep, why am I black out drunk talking to a goddamn motherfucking robot?
Cleverbot: Because you're in a different place.

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Emasculator and Panty Wasted at Gasa Gasa/Sisters in Christ July 18th 7pm Be There/Be Scare
Speaking of her father, the famous French writer Collete noted "the thought of my father tortures me, because I know that he possessed a virtue more precious than any facile charms: that of knowing full well why he was sad, and never revealing it."
Just another brief shoutout to Team Chronic Acne reminding us again that by appearing to be constantly enflamed by the presence of the visible world our largest organ is living the nihilist ideal and that is fucking tight.
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How Often Have I Lain Beneath Rain On A Strange Roof, Thinking Of Home
How often have I lain beneath on a strange roof thinking of How often have I lied, have I on a strange roof thinking of Often, beneath lying, this same roof, same thinking of
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The dominant concept of safer spaces where you try to hold some ground for yourself is so limited, you are always on the defense. It’s rooted in asking people you don’t trust to behave. Hearing Sadie at the show last night say, ‘This is a safe space to be a bitch…’ [laughter] It was like seeing a safe space as a form of attack and taking space rather than trying to defend your little plot, like rolling with a crew and trusting people you do trust to be bad instead of trusting people you don’t trust to be good.
Jake, G.L.O.S.S., interview coming in MRR #384 (via graceambrose)
This interview was so fucking inspiring/funny/real, in between all our jokes and side banter was real jems like this. I can’t wait for it to be in print!
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Chuang Tzu wasn't about that assimilation game
King Wei of Chu, having heard of the ability of Chuang-tzu, sent messengers with large gifts to bring him to his court, and promising also that he would make him his chief minister. Chuang-Tzu, however, only laughed and said to them, "A thousand ounces of silver are a great gain to me; and to be a high noble and minister is a most honorable position. But have you not seen the victim-ox for the border sacrifice? It is carefully fed for several years, and robed with rich embroidery that it may be fit to enter the Grand Temple. When the time comes for it to do so, it would prefer to be a little pig, but it can not get to be so. Go away quickly, and do not soil me with your presence. I had rather amuse and enjoy myself in the midst of a filthy ditch than be subject to the rules and restrictions in the court of a sovereign.
"Old-fashioned fairy tales recede, though they may still be used in psychiatric institutions for their therapeutic value"