why

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

This basically sums up all his tweets

bitches gotta start thinking about their animal crossing villager and town name now so that they don’t spend 10 hours doing it when the game finally comes out. im bitches.

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

at this point tumblr is just for talking to yourself

you’re right

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

will this piece of shit post ever fuck off