Creature

our age of dragon is collapsing

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

tmi stands for tell me immediately

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.