i write stuff for games

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

I think you need hobbies that do all four things but the number of hobbies needed to cover all these needs may vary. Some hobbies pull double/triple duty. Some hobbies can cause repetitive stress injuries so it's good to have a few different ones that fulfill the same need so you can rotate to get the fulfillment without the carpal tunnel.

Misread this as 'you need to have 4 hobbits'

The exchange rate is three dwarves to one hobbit, if anyone was wondering

And I get 4 dwarves and a wizard left over let's fucking go!

The Seven Hobbits of Highly Effective People

This went in directions unforetold.

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me